Every Cat Should Own A Dog
Friends forever stick together
Love without first bite
QuotaBillsFrance is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare
Every dog has his day. - Unknown
Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb
A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb
Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton
Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson
One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney
Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick
If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney
Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten
Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones
If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying
Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield
I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson
The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia