Every Cat Should Own A Dog
Friends forever stick together
Love without first bite
QuotaBillsCuriosity killed the cat. - English Proverb
A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb
Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown
All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb
A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb
I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein
Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash
Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown
A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck
The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling
If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb
I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller
A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb
Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones
There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley
If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown
Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas
The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill
Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock
Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton
Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy
I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli