QuotaBillsLet fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker
Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker
Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown
I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein
Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown
You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett
The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet
He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman
Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare
Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright
One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz
Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb
Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling
Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten
Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer
The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash
The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine
In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson
Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock
Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott
When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse
The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash