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Evolution and Philosophy

What does it mean to be a good person?

Evolution and Philosophy thanks to Curtis Wilson

Guide to evolving philosophy

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A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Leisure is the Mother of Philosophy. - Thomas Hobbes

Death is philosophy's only problem. - Albert Camus

WYMI - the all-philosophy radio station. - Mike Dugan

History is philosophy teaching by example. - Dionysius

Theoretical physics is actually philosophy. - Max Born

We are never to judge a philosophy by its abuse. - Augustine

Our philosophy is that we care about people first. - Mark Zuckerberg

There is no record in history of a happy philosopher. - H L Mencken

Evolution: One of the stupidest theories of Western life. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Any philosophy that can be put in a nutshell belongs there. - Sydney J. Harris

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? - Milton Berle

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy. - Margaret Thatcher

Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing. - Ambrose Bierce

Academe: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. - Charles Schulz

Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease. - C-3PO

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth

Philosophy may teach us to bear with equanimity the misfortunes of our neighbors. - Oscar Wilde

For there was never yet a philosopher
That could endure the toothache patiently. - William Shakespeare

"I have done my best." That is about all the philosophy of living one needs. - Lin Yutang

It takes much more faith to believe in evolution than it does to believe in a creator. - Francis Schaeffer

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

Albert Schweitzer's philosophy is that a sick, miserable African of today can be a strong healthy cannibal tomorrow. - Joe E Lewis

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. - Winston Churchill

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

The fruits of philosophy are the important thing, not the philosophy itself. When we ask the time, we don't want to know how watches are made. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov


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