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Forgiveness is God's command. - Martin Luther

I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus

Amen: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these. - Ovid

God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown

If God had wanted me otherwise, he would have created me otherwise. - Johann von Goethe

Sandwich every bit of criticism between two heavy layers of praise. - Mary Kay Ash

God predestines everything so that the purpose precedes the destination. - Myles Munroe

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I may not be where I need to be but I thank God I'm not where I used to be! - Joyce Meyer

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

Once you have been reconciled to God, you have no problem being reconciled to others. - Fred Luter

If God had granted all the silly prayers I've made in my life, where should I be now? - C S Lewis

You were made by God and for God and until you understand that, life will never make sense. - Rick Warren

Music is an agreeable harmony for the honor of God and the permissible delights of the soul. - Johann Sebastian Bach

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

If you take care of the things that are dear to God, He will take care of the things that are dear to you. - Howard Taylor

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

Mosquito: 1. A small insect designed by God to make us think better of flies; 2. The state bird of New Jersey. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

I used to ask God to help me. Then I asked if I might help Him. I ended up by asking Him to do his work through me. - J Hudson Taylor

Truth cannot be sacrificed at the alter of a pretended tolerance. All religions, plainly and simply, cannot be true. - Ravi Zacharias

You don't need to seek opportunity. All you have to do is seek God. And if you seek God, opportunity will seek you. - Mark Batterson

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Hell's foundations quiver
At the shout of praise;
Brothers, lift your voices,
Loud your anthems raise. - Sabine Baring-Gould

All God's giants have been weak men who did great things for God, because they reckoned on God's being with them. - J Hudson Taylor

Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy


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