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Catholic food for thought

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Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

The glory of God is a human being fully alive. - St. Irenaeus

God heales, and the Physitian hath the thankes. - George Herbert

Faith consists in believing what reason cannot. - Voltaire

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb

There lives more faith in honest doubt than in half the creeds. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Doubt is not the opposite of faith; it is one element of faith. - Paul Tillich

God does not require we be successful, only that we be faithful. - Mother Teresa

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Praise follows truth afar off, and only overtakes her at the grave. - James R Lowell

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own. - Ted Williams

God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

Better to deserve praise without having it, than to have it without deserving it. - Ivan Panin

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

There's nothing like faith in God to help a fellow who gets booted around once in a while. - Jackie Robinson

The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet. - Frederick Buechner

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille


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