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God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

A good example is the best sermon. - Unknown

Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu

Faith is not something to grasp, it is a state to grow into. - Mohandas Gandhi

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

Indigestion is charged by God with enforcing morality on the stomach. - Victor Hugo

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

God's mercy and grace give me hope - for myself, and for our world. - Billy Graham

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

Prayer is the difference between the best we can do and the best God can do. - Mark Batterson

If you are big enough for your dream, your dream isn't big enough for God. - Mark Batterson

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

Time is the brush of God, as he paints his masterpiece on the heart of humanity. - Ravi Zacharias

If Jesus were living in our culture, he would probably hang out in coffeehouses. - Mark Batterson

I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

Most God-ordained dreams die because we are not willing to do something that seems illogical. - Mark Batterson

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them. - Vincent McNabb

The majesty of faith is that it teaches us to see what exists, not merely what catches our attention. - Jonathan Sacks

It was inevitable that Jesus Christ should be crucified. It was also inevitable that He should rise again. - H R L Sheppard

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

Let nothing disturb thee,
Let nothing affright thee,
All things are passing,
God changeth never. - Teresa of Ávila

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

Enjoy every minute of every day. I never do anything with a feeling of, 'Oh God, I've got to do this today.' - Richard Branson

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

If God forgives us we must forgive ourselves. Otherwise, it is almost like setting up ourselves as a higher tribunal than Him. - C S Lewis

God has infinite attention to spare for each one of us. You are as much alone with him as if you were the only being he had ever created. - C S Lewis

I do not doubt that we would become more useful if we praised God more, and others would join us, for they would see that God has blessed us. - Charles Spurgeon

Faith is not logical. But it isn't illogical either. Faith is theological. It does not ignore reality; it just adds God into the equation. - Mark Batterson


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