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Executive Decision Time

To Go or Not To Go - that is the question

Executive Decision Time thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

When values are clear, decision-making is easy. - Roy Disney

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

Making good decisions is a crucial skill at every level. - Peter F Drucker

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

I feel some responsibility to shine light on things that I love. - Flying Lotus

Tough decisions... if you can't make them, you can't lead. - John C Maxwell

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions. - Henry Kissinger

Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

I don't want to use my creative energy on somebody else's user interface. - Jeff Bezos

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

When people base their lives on principle, 99 percent of their decisions are already made. - Unknown

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence. - Pope Francis

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

People say that forgiving is my flaw, but I really believe that holding grudges and anger is a waste of energy. - Mayte Garcia

Decide promptly, but never give any reasons. Your decisions may be right, but your reasons are sure to be wrong. - Lord Mandfield

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

Singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness. - Reba McEntire

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

A real decision is measured by the fact that you've taken a new action. If there's no action, you haven't truly decided. - Tony Robbins

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

We make decisions based on what we think we know. It wasn't too long ago that the majority of people believed the world was flat. - Simon Sinek

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

I'm very anxious to see who the fans choose for their favorite finalist. Their decision could have a big effect on my ultimate decision. - Donald Trump

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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