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Executive Decision Time

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Executive Decision Time thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

Success: the ability to make wise decisions. - Hebrew Saying

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Somehow we learn who we really are and then live with that decision. - Eleanor Roosevelt

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions. - Henry Kissinger

Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

We are given one life, and the decision is ours whether to wait for circumstances to make up our mind, or whether to act, and in acting, to live. - Omar Nelson Bradley

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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