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Executive Decision Time

To Go or Not To Go - that is the question

Executive Decision Time thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

Many people set rules to keep from making decisions. - Mike Krzyzewski

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

Leaders have the courage to make unpopular decisions and gut calls. - Jack Welch

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

I know how to make decisions and stand up to the criticism every day. - Michael Bloomberg

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining. - Guy Finley

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

I don't want to use my creative energy on somebody else's user interface. - Jeff Bezos

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy. - Voltaire

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

When people base their lives on principle, 99 percent of their decisions are already made. - Unknown

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

The more you lose yourself in something bigger than yourself, the more energy you will have. - Norman Vincent Peale

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

The more decisions that you are forced to make alone, the more you are aware of your freedom to choose. - Thornton Wilder

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

People say that forgiving is my flaw, but I really believe that holding grudges and anger is a waste of energy. - Mayte Garcia

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

If you need to make a difficult decision and you let someone else decide for you, you will regret it, no matter how it turns out. - Unknown

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer


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