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Executive Decision Time

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Truths kindle light for truths. - Lucretius

Success: the ability to make wise decisions. - Hebrew Saying

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Making good decisions is a crucial skill at every level. - Peter F Drucker

A power greater than any human being helped make this decision. - Herbert J Stiefel

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

Once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I know how to make decisions and stand up to the criticism every day. - Michael Bloomberg

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions. - Henry Kissinger

I am not a product of my circumstances. I am a product of my decisions. - Stephen Covey

Student is not a container you have to fill but a torch you have to light up. - Albert Einstein

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. - Albert Camus

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

When people base their lives on principle, 99 percent of their decisions are already made. - Unknown

The more you lose yourself in something bigger than yourself, the more energy you will have. - Norman Vincent Peale

People are going to dislike you if you make a decision, even if it turns out to be the right one. - James McPerson

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence. - Pope Francis

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

The more decisions that you are forced to make alone, the more you are aware of your freedom to choose. - Thornton Wilder

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

People say that forgiving is my flaw, but I really believe that holding grudges and anger is a waste of energy. - Mayte Garcia

If you want to be happy, set a goal that commands your thoughts, liberates your energy, and inspires your hopes. - Andrew Carnegie

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Appreciation is the highest from of prayer, for it acknowledges the presence of good wherever you shine the light of your thankful thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins


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