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Executive Decision Time

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Executive Decision Time thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Energy and persistence conquer all things. - Benjamin Franklin

Many people set rules to keep from making decisions. - Mike Krzyzewski

Every accomplishment starts with the decision to try. - John F Kennedy

Through darkness diamonds spread their richest light. - John Webster

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. - Groucho Marx

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

Extraordinary people are ordinary people making extraordinary decisions. - Sharon Pearson

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. - Albert Camus

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Ethical decisions ensure that everyone's best interests are protected. When in doubt, don't. - Harvey Mackay

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence. - Pope Francis

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

A real decision is measured by the fact that you've taken a new action. If there's no action, you haven't truly decided. - Tony Robbins

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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