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Error messages seen by nerds on the road

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404 - an error message seen on a Web page to indicate a requested URL was not found on a server

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Getting no message is also a message. - Unknown

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry

Upper Hand: Something not found in a friendly handshake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If all pulled in one direction, the world would keel over. - Yiddish Proverb

I am all fro conversations, but you need to have a message. - Renee Blodgett

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

The mind moves in the direction of our currently dominant thoughts. - Earl Nightingale

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it. - Orlando A. Battista

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error. - John Kenneth Galbraith

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

I am a story teller. If I wanted to send a message I would have written a sermon. - Phillip Pullman

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

My career was spluttering until I did a 360 and got headed in the right direction. - Tracy McGrady

Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett

There is no better coach than life: you attend class everyday; all you have to do is listen to the message. - Carl Hennegan

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Error Message: Terse, baffling remark used by programmers to place blame on users for the program's shortcomings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

People think that at the top there isn't much room. They tend to think of it as an Everest. My message is that there is tons of room at the top. - Margaret Thatcher


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