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Error messages seen by nerds on the road

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404 - an error message seen on a Web page to indicate a requested URL was not found on a server
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My life is my message. - Mohandas Gandhi

Happiness is a direction, not a place. - Sydney J Harris

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Your heart knows the way. Run in that direction. - Unknown

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it. - Orlando A. Battista

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time. - Malcolm Muggeridge

My career was spluttering until I did a 360 and got headed in the right direction. - Tracy McGrady

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney

A hallucination is a fact, not an error; what is erroneous is a judgment based upon it. - Bertrand Russell

If you thought before that science was certain - well, that is just an error on your part. - Richard P Feynman

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

When we checked with the title insurance company, they said we had ... a complete right to that entrance and exit. - Donald Trump

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I’m afraid it’s heading in the wrong direction. - Ogden Nash

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney


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