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Exit Not Found

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Exit Not Found thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Error messages seen by nerds on the road

Exit Not Found thanks to Shawn Kennedy

404 - an error message seen on a Web page to indicate a requested URL was not found on a server

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Every exit is an entry somewhere else. - Tom Stoppard

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

Happiness is a direction, not a place. - Sydney J Harris

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

Upper Hand: Something not found in a friendly handshake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If all pulled in one direction, the world would keel over. - Yiddish Proverb

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction. - General Douglas MacArthur

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it. - Orlando A. Battista

Truth lies within a little and certain compass, but error is immense. - Henry St. John

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time. - Malcolm Muggeridge

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hallucination is a fact, not an error; what is erroneous is a judgment based upon it. - Bertrand Russell

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

If you thought before that science was certain - well, that is just an error on your part. - Richard P Feynman

The specialist is too commonly hypertrophied in one direction and atrophied in all the rest. - Martin H. Fischer

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

The great thing in this world is not so much where you stand, as in what direction you are moving. - Oliver Wendell-Holmes

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I’m afraid it’s heading in the wrong direction. - Ogden Nash

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

Most of us follow our conscience as we follow a wheelbarrow. We push it in front of us in the direction we want to go. - Billy Graham

When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind. - C S Lewis

The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney

People think that at the top there isn't much room. They tend to think of it as an Everest. My message is that there is tons of room at the top. - Margaret Thatcher


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