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Error messages seen by nerds on the road

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404 - an error message seen on a Web page to indicate a requested URL was not found on a server

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Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

Happiness is a direction, not a place. - Sydney J Harris

The wisest men follow their own direction. - Euripides

The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole

Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

Be bold. If you're going to make an error, make a doozy. - Billie Jean King

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

The mind moves in the direction of our currently dominant thoughts. - Earl Nightingale

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

My career was spluttering until I did a 360 and got headed in the right direction. - Tracy McGrady

Better to trust the man who is frequently in error than the one who is never in doubt. - Eric Sevareid

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hallucination is a fact, not an error; what is erroneous is a judgment based upon it. - Bertrand Russell

Lack of direction, not lack of time, is the problem. We all have twenty-four hour days. - Zig Ziglar

The specialist is too commonly hypertrophied in one direction and atrophied in all the rest. - Martin H. Fischer

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

The great thing in this world is not so much where you stand, as in what direction you are moving. - Oliver Wendell-Holmes

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

It is the crucifixion that distinguishes the new message from the mythologies of all other peoples. - Martin Hengel

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

Only when holiness and worship meet can evil be conquered. For that, only the Christian message has the answer. - Ravi Zacharias

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Most of us follow our conscience as we follow a wheelbarrow. We push it in front of us in the direction we want to go. - Billy Graham

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction and the opportunity to start over no matter what my circumstances. - Robert Flatt

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney

People think that at the top there isn't much room. They tend to think of it as an Everest. My message is that there is tons of room at the top. - Margaret Thatcher


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