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Error messages seen by nerds on the road

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404 - an error message seen on a Web page to indicate a requested URL was not found on a server
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Error has never approached my spirit. - Prince Metternich

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Who thinks it just to be judged by a single error? - Beryl Markham

Look on every exit as being an entrance somewhere else. - Tom Stoppard

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction. - General Douglas MacArthur

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it. - Orlando A. Battista

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

My career was spluttering until I did a 360 and got headed in the right direction. - Tracy McGrady

Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

There is no better coach than life: you attend class everyday; all you have to do is listen to the message. - Carl Hennegan

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I’m afraid it’s heading in the wrong direction. - Ogden Nash

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. - George Burns

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Recognize that throughout this beautiful day,you have an incredible amount of opportunities to move your life into the direction you want it to go. - Steve Maraboli

People think that at the top there isn't much room. They tend to think of it as an Everest. My message is that there is tons of room at the top. - Margaret Thatcher

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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