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Error messages seen by nerds on the road

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404 - an error message seen on a Web page to indicate a requested URL was not found on a server
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The medium is the message. - Marshall McLuhan

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

If all pulled in one direction, the world would keel over. - Yiddish Proverb

Be bold. If you're going to make an error, make a doozy. - Billie Jean King

We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction. - General Douglas MacArthur

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Truth lies within a little and certain compass, but error is immense. - Henry St. John

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

A hallucination is a fact, not an error; what is erroneous is a judgment based upon it. - Bertrand Russell

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

It is a general popular error to suppose the loudest complainers for the public to be the most anxious for its welfare. - Edmund Burke

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. - George Burns

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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