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Exit Not Found

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Exit Not Found thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Error messages seen by nerds on the road

Exit Not Found thanks to Shawn Kennedy

404 - an error message seen on a Web page to indicate a requested URL was not found on a server

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The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Exit: How you mark the spot. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Happiness is a direction, not a place. - Sydney J Harris

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

The mind moves in the direction of our currently dominant thoughts. - Earl Nightingale

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

It is the crucifixion that distinguishes the new message from the mythologies of all other peoples. - Martin Hengel

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

If you really believe in the message you're preaching, you want as many people as possible to listen. - Mark Batterson

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

When we checked with the title insurance company, they said we had ... a complete right to that entrance and exit. - Donald Trump

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I’m afraid it’s heading in the wrong direction. - Ogden Nash

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

Most of us follow our conscience as we follow a wheelbarrow. We push it in front of us in the direction we want to go. - Billy Graham

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction and the opportunity to start over no matter what my circumstances. - Robert Flatt

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind. - C S Lewis

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. - George Burns

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney


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