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Error messages seen by nerds on the road

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404 - an error message seen on a Web page to indicate a requested URL was not found on a server
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Error has never approached my spirit. - Prince Metternich

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

If all pulled in one direction, the world would keel over. - Yiddish Proverb

Our heads are round so that thoughts can change direction. - Francis Picabia

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

My career was spluttering until I did a 360 and got headed in the right direction. - Tracy McGrady

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

The specialist is too commonly hypertrophied in one direction and atrophied in all the rest. - Martin H. Fischer

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

Most of us follow our conscience as we follow a wheelbarrow. We push it in front of us in the direction we want to go. - Billy Graham

It is a general popular error to suppose the loudest complainers for the public to be the most anxious for its welfare. - Edmund Burke

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber


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