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Error messages seen by nerds on the road

Exit Not Found thanks to Shawn Kennedy

404 - an error message seen on a Web page to indicate a requested URL was not found on a server
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My life is my message. - Mohandas Gandhi

The medium is the message. - Marshall McLuhan

Getting no message is also a message. - Unknown

Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be bold. If you're going to make an error, make a doozy. - Billie Jean King

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow

If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error. - John Kenneth Galbraith

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

I am a story teller. If I wanted to send a message I would have written a sermon. - Phillip Pullman

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

Better to trust the man who is frequently in error than the one who is never in doubt. - Eric Sevareid

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hallucination is a fact, not an error; what is erroneous is a judgment based upon it. - Bertrand Russell

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

If you thought before that science was certain - well, that is just an error on your part. - Richard P Feynman

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

It is the crucifixion that distinguishes the new message from the mythologies of all other peoples. - Martin Hengel

This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett

The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I’m afraid it’s heading in the wrong direction. - Ogden Nash

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney

Recognize that throughout this beautiful day,you have an incredible amount of opportunities to move your life into the direction you want it to go. - Steve Maraboli


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