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Eye or Foamy Sink?

Help - eye can see it going down the drain!

Eye or Foamy Sink? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

For real? I sink so...

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Refuse to sink. - Kristi Welch

Optical: When your eyes itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Cauterize: Made eye contact with her - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Worry is a waste of the imagination. - Unknown

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

We have set eyes on regions... far away. - Zheng He

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

The buyer needs a hundred eyes, the seller not one. - George Herbert

Mediocrity is excellence in the eyes of the mediocre. - Joseph Joubert

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

Let every eye negotiate for itself and trust no agent. - William Shakespeare

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

The Possible's slow fuse is lit
By the Imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown

With a treehouse and a little imagination, we can go anywhere. - Unknown

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - Jean A Brillat-Savarin

He had only one eye, and the popular prejudice runs in favor of two. - Charles Dickens

Logic will get you from A to Z. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Reason is the natural order of truth; but imagination is the organ of meaning. - C S Lewis

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. - John Nesvig

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

That's what storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again. - Walt Disney

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre

It's been a tough week. I bought myself a memory foam mattress and now it's trying to blackmail me. - Gary Delaney

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Stories create community, enable us to see through the eyes of other people, and open us to the claims of others. - Peter Forbes

When you talk about fantasy, the usual problem is that whilst you've got the world of imagination, there are no controlling forces. - Raymond E. Feist

Bamboo: Eye-pleasing, but extremely expensive and difficult-to-maintain type of rod, used primarily by anglers who fish for compliments. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown


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