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Face Frost

Meet the face of Jack Frost

Face Frost thanks to Ed Brantly, Prince George, Virginia

So, how cold was it in Winterpeg?

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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. - Matt Groening

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby


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