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Face Frost

Meet the face of Jack Frost

Face Frost thanks to Ed Brantly, Prince George, Virginia

So, how cold was it in Winterpeg?

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Handkerchief: Cold storage - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

Thine face is not worth sunburning. - Henry V

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking. - Unknown

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

People who take cold baths never have rheumatism, but they have cold baths. - American Proverb

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Individuals need to be willing to face truth about their attitudes, behaviors, even what we want out of life. - Joyce Meyer

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby

It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find one intrepid enough, in the face of opposition, to stand up for it. - A Hodge


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