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Face Frost

Meet the face of Jack Frost

Face Frost thanks to Ed Brantly, Prince George, Virginia

So, how cold was it in Winterpeg?

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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

People who take cold baths never have rheumatism, but they have cold baths. - American Proverb

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

Find what you are afraid of, face it, and then you won't be afraid of it anymore. - Marilyn Manson

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

Let your devotional life be the beacon that guides you through the tough terrain you will face. - Ravi Zacharias

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

I know now, Lord, why you utter no answer. You are yourself the answer. Before your face questions die away. What other answer would suffice? - C S Lewis

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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