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Face Frost

Meet the face of Jack Frost

Face Frost thanks to Ed Brantly, Prince George, Virginia

So, how cold was it in Winterpeg?

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Thine face is not worth sunburning. - Henry V

Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. - Unknown

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

The older you get the stronger the wind gets - and it's always in your face. - Jack Nicklaus

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

Let your devotional life be the beacon that guides you through the tough terrain you will face. - Ravi Zacharias

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them; but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight. - Helen Keller

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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