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Face Frost

Meet the face of Jack Frost

Face Frost thanks to Ed Brantly, Prince George, Virginia

So, how cold was it in Winterpeg?

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I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay

Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. - Matt Groening

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

When it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day. - Marty Bucella

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

People who take cold baths never have rheumatism, but they have cold baths. - American Proverb

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. - WC Fields

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

I know now, Lord, why you utter no answer. You are yourself the answer. Before your face questions die away. What other answer would suffice? - C S Lewis

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby


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