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Face Frost

Meet the face of Jack Frost

Face Frost thanks to Ed Brantly, Prince George, Virginia

So, how cold was it in Winterpeg?

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Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn

Be not proud of race, face, place, or grace. - Charles H Spurgeon

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. - Unknown

Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

God has given you one face, and you make yourself another. - William Shakespeare

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

People who take cold baths never have rheumatism, but they have cold baths. - American Proverb

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face. - Harry Hill

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

People don't really know whether they are committed to something until they face adversity. - John C Maxwell

Let your devotional life be the beacon that guides you through the tough terrain you will face. - Ravi Zacharias

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them; but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight. - Helen Keller

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown


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