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Reality is frequently inaccurate. - Douglas Adams

If anything can go wrong, it will. - Murphy's Law

A hallucination is a species of reality. - Terence McKenna

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Fiction reveals the truth that reality obscures. - Jessamyn West

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. - Lily Tomlin

Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced. - Soren Kierkegaard

Celebrity is the chastisement of merit and the punishment of talent. - Emily Dickinson

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. - David Letterman

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. - Ayn Rand

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

The essential feature, and necessity of life is to know reality, which means knowing God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

People who urge you to be realistic generally want you to accept their version of reality. - Unknown

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Television: The device that brings into your living room characters you would never allow in your living room. - Red Skelton

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant. - Max DePree

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield


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