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No news is good news. - Ludovic Halevy

Precision is not reality. - Henri Matisse

Reality – what a concept! - Robin Williams

Reality is frequently inaccurate. - Douglas Adams

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

Fiction reveals the truth that reality obscures. - Jessamyn West

What we achieve inwardly will change outer reality. - Plutarch

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

The distance between your dreams and reality is called action. - Unknown

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. - Lily Tomlin

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

For most folks, no news is good news; for the press, good news is not news. - Gloria Borger

A celebrity is a person known to many people he is glad he doesn't know. - H L Mencken

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will. - Paul Harvey

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

The reality of professional skateboarding contests is that they're not relevant in our world. - Rob Dyrdek

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant. - Max DePree

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons. - Ogden Nash

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump


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