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No news is good news. - Ludovic Halevy

Fishing Show: Reel-life TV. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

Reality is something you rise above. - Liza Minnelli

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

There is no preparation for sudden celebrity. - Scarlett Johannson

Television proves that sight has a definite odor. - Gerald F Lieberman

All new news is old news happening to new people. - Malcolm Muggeridge

What we achieve inwardly will change outer reality. - Plutarch

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Sometimes reality is too complex. Stories give it form. - Jean Luc Godard

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. - Lily Tomlin

Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced. - Soren Kierkegaard

Symptoms, then are in reality nothing but the cry from suffering organs. - Jean-Martin Charcot

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality. - Nikos Kazantzakis

For most folks, no news is good news; for the press, good news is not news. - Gloria Borger

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

In photography there is a reality so subtle that it becomes more real than reality. - Alfred Stieglitz

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The reality of professional skateboarding contests is that they're not relevant in our world. - Rob Dyrdek

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

Television was not intended to make human beings vacuous, but it is an emanation of their vacuity. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

The past exists only in our memories,
The future only in our plans.
The present is our only reality. - Robert Pirsig

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

In our society those who are in reality superior in intelligence can be accepted by their fellows only if they pretend they are not. - Marya Mannes

The depravity of man is at once the most empirically verifiable reality, but at the same time the most intellectually resisted fact. - Malcolm Muggeridge

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat


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