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Face To Face

Dog grooming takes on a new face

Face To Face thanks to Mike King

Who will blink first?

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking. - Unknown

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

When it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day. - Marty Bucella

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

The older you get the stronger the wind gets - and it's always in your face. - Jack Nicklaus

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the level of thinking that created them. - Albert Einstein

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them; but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight. - Helen Keller

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby


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