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Face To Face

Dog grooming takes on a new face

Face To Face thanks to Mike King

Who will blink first?

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Her face was her chaperone. - Rupert Hughes

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Thine face is not worth sunburning. - Henry V

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. - Unknown

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking. - Unknown

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

Never invest deep feelings for someone unless you're ready to face the consequences. - Unknown

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

I have never had to face anything that could overwhelm the native optimism and stubborn perseverance I was blessed with. - Sonia Sotomayor

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis


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