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Face To Face

Dog grooming takes on a new face

Face To Face thanks to Mike King

Who will blink first?

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Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking. - Unknown

After a certain age every man is responsible for his face. - Albert Camus

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face. - James D Finley

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

Let your devotional life be the beacon that guides you through the tough terrain you will face. - Ravi Zacharias

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them; but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight. - Helen Keller

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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