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Face To Face

Dog grooming takes on a new face

Face To Face thanks to Mike King

Who will blink first?

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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the level of thinking that created them. - Albert Einstein

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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