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Face To Face

Dog grooming takes on a new face

Face To Face thanks to Mike King

Who will blink first?

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Her face was her chaperone. - Rupert Hughes

Thine face is not worth sunburning. - Henry V

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Vaccine: A microbe with his face washed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

After a certain age every man is responsible for his face. - Albert Camus

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

The older you get the stronger the wind gets - and it's always in your face. - Jack Nicklaus

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

Individuals need to be willing to face truth about their attitudes, behaviors, even what we want out of life. - Joyce Meyer

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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