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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

My goal was never to make Facebook cool. I am not a cool person. - Mark Zuckerberg

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa. - Groucho Marx

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Instagram is not a place for tone or irony... (she obviously hasn't been to #joekstergram) - Mary H K Choi

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

The thing that we are trying to do at Facebook, is just help people connect and communicate more efficiently. - Mark Zuckerberg

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

One of my big regrets is that Facebook hasn't had a major chance to shape the mobile operating system ecosystem. - Mark Zuckerberg

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community. - Mark Zuckerberg

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

A lot of times, I run a thought experiment: 'If I were not at Facebook, what would I be doing to make the world more open?' - Mark Zuckerberg

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle


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