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Fat to Fit

Squeazing into a better weight size

Fat to Fit thanks to Kyla Alvarez

Weight loss tips between the letters

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The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu

We acquire the strength we have overcome. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. - Caroline Rhea

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

A good role is something that will stretch your abilities and make you go beyond your levels. - Jennifer Winget

The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection. - Thomas Paine

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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