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My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

A good role is something that will stretch your abilities and make you go beyond your levels. - Jennifer Winget

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen


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