Fencing For Seniors

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

There are no regrets in life, just lessons. - Jennifer Aniston

There are no mistakes in life, only lessons. - Lynda Renham

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

The wheelchair symbolizes disability in a way a cane does not. - Annette Funicello

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. - Richard Nixon

Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Don't postpone joy until you've learned all your lessons. Joy is your lesson. - Alan Cohen

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us. - Unknown

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. - Will Durant

My disability exists not because I use a wheelchair, but because the broader environment isn't accessible. - Stella Young

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

The greatest men sometimes overshoot themselves, but then their very mistakes are so many lessons of instruction. - Tom Browne

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

One of the many lessons that one learns in prison is, that things are what they are and will be what they will be. - Oscar Wilde

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future. - Sydney J. Harris

Everyone has their preferred stroller, their preferred crib, their preferred Moses basket. And they have advice on that too! - Tori Spelling

We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives.. Some lessons are painful, some are painless... but all are priceless. - Unknown

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung