QuotaBillsYou gotta be kitten me. - Unknown
Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown
Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin
Vanity plays lurid tricks with our memory. - John Conrad
You can't teach an old dogma new tricks. - Dorothy Parker
When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin
Never do card tricks for the boys you play poker with. - American Proverb
The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb
If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb
There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates
It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer
It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain
The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain
When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain
In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield
When people ask if I do my own stunts, I always answer, "Not on purpose." - Billy Bob Thornton
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain
Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill
I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne
When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen