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Finally Got The Sink Fixed

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Finally Got The Sink Fixed thanks to Roy Taylor

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Refuse to sink. - Kristi Welch

Good wine needs no vine. - French Proverb

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

To design the future effectively, you must first let go of your past. - Charles J Givens

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others. - Samuel Johnson

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor


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