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How ancient Egyptians communicated with their gods

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History 101 in Egyptian Hieroglyphs

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Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes. - Will Rogers

Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. - Ronald Wright

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

U.S. history - that's part of your whole American heresy. - Archie Bunker

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy. - Margaret Thatcher

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

History is a gallery of pictures in which there are few originals and many copies. - Alexis de Tocqueville

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

We live in a world where amnesia is the most wished-for state. When did history become a bad word? - John Guare

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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