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Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. - American Proverb

Time flies over us, but leaves its shadow behind. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

In her elastic stockings, next to her very close veins. - Archie Bunker

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

After all, it's only moving shadows on a silver screen. - Richard Fleischer

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright

Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only twelve chops. - Groucho Marx

The most dangerous kind of person... is one who is afraid of his own shadow. - Philip K. Dick

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

Thoughts are the shadows of our feelings - always darker, emptier and simpler. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. - Sam Snead

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Praise is but virtue's shadow; who courts her,
Doth more the handmaid than the dame admire - Robert Heath

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Sometimes in the shadows of one's self lie the problems, and in the shadows of one's shaping lie the answers. - Ravi Zacharias

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche


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