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Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

At a round table there is no dispute about place. - Italian Proverb

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

After all, it's only moving shadows on a silver screen. - Richard Fleischer

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow. - Aesop

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

It's easy to make your choice when all the cards are on the table. - Barry Bennett

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

Thoughts are the shadows of our feelings - always darker, emptier and simpler. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. - Sam Snead

Insight comes, more often than not, from looking at what's been on the table all along. - David McCullough

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind


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