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Wherever I sit is the head of the table. - H.L. Mencken

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. - American Proverb

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

In her elastic stockings, next to her very close veins. - Archie Bunker

After all, it's only moving shadows on a silver screen. - Richard Fleischer

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow. - Aesop

I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

The most dangerous kind of person... is one who is afraid of his own shadow. - Philip K. Dick

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak


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