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Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Wherever I sit is the head of the table. - H.L. Mencken

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

At a round table there is no dispute about place. - Italian Proverb

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Mother's Life: One darned stocking after the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In her elastic stockings, next to her very close veins. - Archie Bunker

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

After all, it's only moving shadows on a silver screen. - Richard Fleischer

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

It's easy to make your choice when all the cards are on the table. - Barry Bennett

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only twelve chops. - Groucho Marx

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

Thoughts are the shadows of our feelings - always darker, emptier and simpler. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Bad Luck: To have thirteen people seated at the table when you’re paying for the drinks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Sometimes in the shadows of one's self lie the problems, and in the shadows of one's shaping lie the answers. - Ravi Zacharias

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak


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