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Flatskatchewan Winter Sunrise

Morning dawns in the Canadian Prairies

Flatskatchewan Winter Sunrise thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Canadian artist Ian McGregor's artwork

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In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

From the prairies, to the oceans, wide with foam - Archie Bunker

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn. - Hal Borland

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

I have a feeling there's a correlation between getting up in the morning and getting up in the world. - Milton Berle

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again. - Oscar Wilde

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

Why is sunset more colorful than sunrise? It's an irony of life saying, "Sometimes, good things happen in goodbyes." - Unknown


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