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Flatskatchewan Winter Sunrise

Morning dawns in the Canadian Prairies

Flatskatchewan Winter Sunrise thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Canadian artist Ian McGregor's artwork

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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

From the prairies, to the oceans, wide with foam - Archie Bunker

Never morning wore to evening but some heart did break. - Alfred Tennyson

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

Just one positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. - Unknown

The cross comes before the crown, and tomorrow is a Monday morning. - C S Lewis

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

We are mirrors whose brightness is wholly derived from the sun that shines upon us. - C S Lewis

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

The sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal. - C S Lewis

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

They seemed to come suddenly upon happiness as if they had surprised a butterfly in the winter woods. - Edith Wharton

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

Sometimes in the morning, when it's a good surf, I go out there, and I don't feel like it's a bad world. - Kary Mullis

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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