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Flatskatchewan Winter Sunrise

Morning dawns in the Canadian Prairies

Flatskatchewan Winter Sunrise thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Canadian artist Ian McGregor's artwork

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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. - Apocalypse Now

In the kingdom of hope, there is no winter. - Russian Proverb

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

From the prairies, to the oceans, wide with foam - Archie Bunker

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise. - Victor Hugo

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

Just one positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. - Unknown

We awoke one morning in September, and the world lurched on its axis. - Jeb Bush

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. - Lou Duva

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

I remind myself every morning: nothing I say this day will teach me anything. So if I'm going to learn, I must do it by listening. - Larry King

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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