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Flatskatchewan Winter Sunrise

Morning dawns in the Canadian Prairies

Flatskatchewan Winter Sunrise thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Canadian artist Ian McGregor's artwork

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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Early in the morning when the crows cock. - Archie Bunker

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

From the prairies, to the oceans, wide with foam - Archie Bunker

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. - Wile E. Coyote

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - Mark Twain

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with. - WC Fields

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow. - George Eliot

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

It's a new day. Yesterday's failure is redeemed at the sunrise. - Todd Stocker

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

I have a feeling there's a correlation between getting up in the morning and getting up in the world. - Milton Berle

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

You've got to get up every morning with determination if you're going to go to bed with satisfaction. - George Lorimer

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


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