Flatskatchewan Winter Sunrise

Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert

Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Early in the morning when the crows cock. - Archie Bunker

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

From the prairies, to the oceans, wide with foam - Archie Bunker

The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. - Wile E. Coyote

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with. - WC Fields

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

A sunset is nothing more and nothing less than the backside of a sunrise. - Craig D. Lounsbrough

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life. - Miles Davis

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell