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Flatskatchewan Winter Sunrise

Morning dawns in the Canadian Prairies

Flatskatchewan Winter Sunrise thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Canadian artist Ian McGregor's artwork

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In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Early in the morning when the crows cock. - Archie Bunker

Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - James Quin

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning. - Psalms 30:5

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it. - Mindy Kaling

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

The sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal. - C S Lewis

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

If you are bored with life, if you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things – you don't have enough goals. - Lou Holtz

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara


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