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When change is not always the best option

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We are the change. - Ronald Reagan

A zebra does not change its spots. - Al Gore

Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan

Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

One word of encouragement can change the world. - Debbie Macomber

Don't change horses in the middle of the stream. - Dutch Proverb

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

Very often a change of self is needed more than a change of scene. - Unknown

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same. - Unknown

When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change. - Wayne Dyer

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

A fanatic is one who won't change his mind and won't change the subject. - Winston Churchill

It's OK to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation. - Rob Gilbert

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

The wheel of change moves on, and those who were down go up, and those who were up go down. - Jawaharial Nehru

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader adjusts the sail. - John C Maxwell

Sometimes only a change of viewpoint is needed to convert a tiresome duty into an interesting opportunity. - Alberta Flanders

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Learning is a lifelong process of keeping abreast of change. And the most pressing task is to teach people how to learn. - Peter F Drucker

Both tears and sweat are salty, but they render a different result. Tears will get you sympathy; sweat will get you change. - Jesse Jackson

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

Change is one of the scariest things in the world and yet it is also one of those variables of human existence that no one can avoid. - Aberjhani

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

No one is in control of your happiness but you; therefore, you have the power to change anything about yourself or your life that you want to change. - Barbara DeAngelis

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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