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Flight Change

Finding the smartest way to fly

Flight Change thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

When change is not always the best option

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One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

On wings of wind came flying all abroad. - Alexander Pope

To elude by flight is a glorious victory. - Horace

Change starts when someone sees the next step. - William Drayton

Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life. - Alvin Toffler

Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be. - John Wooden

You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren. - William Henry Hudson

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

Things don't have to change the world to be important. - Steve Jobs

Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what is dangerous. - Unknown

He imagines a necessary joy in things that must fly to eat. - Wendell Berry

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

Only the two of us together flying high upon the wings of love. - Jeffrey Osborne

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright

I don't know that love changes. People change. Circumstances change. - Nicholas Sparks

Although there is no progress without change, not all change is progress. - John Wooden

It is said to be the manner of hypochondriacs to change often their physician. - William Cullen

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

You may not be able to change the world, but at least you can embarrass the guilty. - Jessica Mitford

Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

There are many things we do not want in this world. Let us not just mourn them; let us change them. - Ferdinand Marcos

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

Dreams are the seeds of change. Nothing ever grows without a seed, and nothing ever changes without a dream. - Debby Boone

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

The greater the difficulty, the more glory in surmounting it. Skillful pilots gain their reputation from storms and tempests. - Epictetus

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

If you decide to stop flying, it is wise to hang on to your wings, for you may need them one day, when one of your other qualities turns dangerous. - Am Leach


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