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Flight Change

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When change is not always the best option

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There is no flying without wings. - French Proverb

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Croakroom: Where tadpoles go to change. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

On wings of wind came flying all abroad. - Alexander Pope

Don't change horses in the middle of the stream. - Dutch Proverb

Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn

Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be. - John Wooden

Music can change the world because it can change people. - Bono

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often. - Winston Churchill

If you want to change the world, find someone to help you paddle. - William H. McRaven

There are three constants in life: change, choice and principles. - Stephen Covey

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

Loss is nothing else but change, and change is Nature's delight. - Marcus Aurelius

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done. - Archie Bunker

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places. - E Joseph Cossman

If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less. - Gen. Eric Shinseki

Incremental change is better than ambitious failure. Success feeds on itself. - Tal Ben-Shahar

The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it. - J.M. Barrie

We can have no progress without change, whether it be basketball or anything else. - John Wooden

When you forgive, you in no way change the past - but you sure do change the future. - Bernard Meltzer

Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. - Unknown

Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favour. - Robert Frost

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

Change can come in either of two important ways: Start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively. - Dr. Phil

Dreams are the seeds of change. Nothing ever grows without a seed, and nothing ever changes without a dream. - Debby Boone

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery. - Harold Wilson

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

Tar Arns: (Southern) A tool employed in changing wheels. Usage: 'You cain't change a tar without a tar arn' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

When you win the World Series, like we did with The Apprentice, you don't make too many changes. The big change is always the cast. - Donald Trump

We do not need magic to change the world, we carry all the power we need inside ourselves already; we have the power to imagine better. - J K Rowling

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath


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