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When change is not always the best option

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Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Why, when I am talking, does time seem to fly? - Bob Grant

Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life. - Alvin Toffler

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

If it doesn't challenge you, it won't change you. - Fred Devito

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

A person doesn't have to change who he is to become better. - Sidney Poitier

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it. - Flannery O'Connor

Real listening is a willingness to let the other person change you. - Alan Alda

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world. - Robin Williams

Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality. - Nikos Kazantzakis

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

To change one's life: Start immediately. Do it flamboyantly. No exceptions. - William James

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything... or nothing. - Lady Astor

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

If you focus on results, you will never change. If you focus on change, you will get results. - Jack Dixon

You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

The only way you can sustain a permanent change is to create a new way of thinking, acting, and being. - Jennifer Hudson

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

Change can come in either of two important ways: Start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively. - Dr. Phil

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery. - Harold Wilson

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

Change is one of the scariest things in the world and yet it is also one of those variables of human existence that no one can avoid. - Aberjhani

Southwest Airlines is successful because the company understands it's a customer service company. It also happens to be an airline. - Harvey Mackay

When you win the World Series, like we did with The Apprentice, you don't make too many changes. The big change is always the cast. - Donald Trump


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