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Flight Change

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Flight Change thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

When change is not always the best option

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We are the change. - Ronald Reagan

Change is not progress. - H L Mencken

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Change your thoughts and you change your world. - Norman Vincent Peale

Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Roasted pigeons will not fly into one's mouth. - Dutch Proverb

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. - Wilson Mizner

If it doesn't challenge you, it won't change you. - Fred Devito

Those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything. - George Bernard Shaw

If you want to truly understand something, try to change it. - Kurt Lewin

If you become a star, you don't change, everyone else does. - Kirk Douglas

Flying without feathers is not easy; my wings have no feathers. - Plautus

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Al McGuire

How do we change the world? One random act of kindness at a time. - Morgan Freeman

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent van Gogh

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places. - E Joseph Cossman

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less. - Gen. Eric Shinseki

Incremental change is better than ambitious failure. Success feeds on itself. - Tal Ben-Shahar

I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

People who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do. - Steve Jobs

When you forgive, you in no way change the past - but you sure do change the future. - Bernard Meltzer

Time passes too fast. Like a hummingbird flying by, it's just a blur to my eyes. - Amanda Leigh

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

What good is an idea if it remains an idea? Try. Experiment. Iterate. Fail. Try again. Change the world. - Simon Sinek

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87. - Steve Martin

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It's not that some people have willpower and some don't... It's that some people are ready to change and others are not. - James Gordon

Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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