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Flower Basket

Bloom or blossom - how to clean up your flower petals

Flower Basket thanks to Roy Turkington

Cleaning up their act in Cordoba, Spain

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The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Every flower must grow through dirt. - Unknown

I must have flowers, always and always. - Claude Monet

Happiness is the natural flower of duty. - Phillips Brooks

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. - James R Lowell

To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow. - Audrey Hepburn

It's a point or setter plant (poinsettia). - Archie Bunker

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

The desert shall rejoice, and blossom as the rose. - Isaiah 35:1

Weed: A plant whose virtues have not been discovered - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The fuchsia is the world's most carefully spelled flower. - Jimmy Barnes

Gratitude is the fairest blossom from which springs the soul. - Henry Ward Beecher

It is the hour to rend thy chains, the blossom time of souls. - Katharine L Bates

Since the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid. - e e cummings

A lucky person is someone who plants pebbles and harvests potatoes. - Greek Proverb

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason. - Molly McGee

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

If you plant yourself in one place and let your roots grow deep, there is no limit to what God can do. - Mark Batterson

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

Plant a radish, get a radish - never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables; you know what they're about. - Tom Jones

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

It is always good to know, if only in passing, charming human beings. It refreshes one like flowers and woods and clear brooks. - George Eliot

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

Think twice before you speak, because your words and influence will plant the seed of either success or failure in the mind of another. - Napoleon Hill

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt


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