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Flower Dress

Floral print clothing for inspired ballerinas

Flower Dress thanks to Mike King

Dancing behind petals

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Life calls the tune, we dance. - John Galsworthy

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

With a treehouse and a little imagination, we can go anywhere. - Unknown

I'm capable of anything, my imagination can give me wings. - Nas

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result. - Oscar Wilde

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William M Thackeray

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

Reason is the natural order of truth; but imagination is the organ of meaning. - C S Lewis

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

Forgiveness is the fragrance the flower leaves on the heel of the one who crushed it. - David Jeremiah

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

I was not naturally talented. I didn't sing, dance or act, though working around that minor detail made me inventive. - Steve Martin

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


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