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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Reaching high keeps a man on his toes. - Unknown

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

I have little feet because nothing grows in the shade. - Dolly Parton

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

Everybody falls, but only winners get back on their feet. - Unknown

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

The littlest feet make the biggest footprints in our hearts. - Unknown

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over. - Benjamin Franklin

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik


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