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Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

A closed mouth gathers no feet. - American Proverb

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Steal the hog, and give the feet for alms. - George Herbert

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

Format: A small rug to wipe your feet on on a muddy day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Unicorn: 1. A single blemish on the foot; 2. A horse with a point of view. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle. - Bob Varsha

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

Assume that your opponent is wrong, and then explain his error, and the world will be at your feet. - Ezekiel Bulver

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night. - Steven Wright

If it is good to have one foot in England, it is still better, or at least as good, to have the other out of it. - Henry James

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

Gardener: 1. Someone who thinks that what goes down must come up; 2. A man who never lets grass grow under his feet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

Where God guides He provides. He is not responsible for expenses not on His schedule. He does not foot the bill when we leave His itinerary. - Vance Havner

Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. - Stephen Hawking


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