For Lazy Shoppers
Finding the easiest way to the shopping mall
Mini escalator in a mini mall
QuotaBillsThere are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein
I'm not ill, my pancreas is just lazy. - Unknown
I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode. - Unknown
Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Organized people are just too lazy to look for things. - Unknown
When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb
You'll never be as lazy as whoever names the fireplace. - Unknown
In my experience most mathematicians are intellectually lazy. - Francis Crick
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. - Steven Wright
The best way to get something done quickly is to give it to a lazy person. - Joe-kster
I am simple, complex, generous, selfish, unattractive, beautiful, lazy, and driven. - Barbara Streisand
I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. - Bill Gates
The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein
There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. - Steven Wright
Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein
Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama
Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget
I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed
I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller
I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if you’re going to be lazy. - Shirley Conran