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You can't handle the truth. - Jack Nicholson

When one door shuts, a hundred open. - Spanish Proverb

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brendan Behan

You can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough. - John Mayer

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart. - Eleanor Roosevelt

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

The door on which we have been knocking all our lives will open at last. - C S Lewis

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Kyle Chandler

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

I like holding the door for people who are far away, so they have to run a little. - Bill Murray

Some people not only expect opportunity to knock, they expect it to beat the door down. - Unknown

The present moment is the only moment available to us, and it is the door to all moments. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Choosing forgiveness opens the door of your heart and makes way for a miracle in your life. - Victoria Osteen

If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open. - Rose Wilder Lane

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio


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