Fork Door Handle

If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford

Opportunity may knock, but you must open the door. - Unknown

I see the poem or the novel ending with an open door. - Michael Ondaatje

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

It's always darkest just before the fridge door opens. - Phil Callaway

You can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough. - John Mayer

If you shut your door to all errors, truth will be shut out. - Rabindranath Tagore

The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live. - Flora Whittemore

Shut the door will the 2 of yas, we're catchin' ammonia. - Archie Bunker

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

The door on which we have been knocking all our lives will open at last. - C S Lewis

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

Choosing forgiveness opens the door of your heart and makes way for a miracle in your life. - Victoria Osteen

If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse

The courtrooms of America all too often have Piper Cub advocates trying to handle the controls of Boeing 747 litigation. - Warren E. Burger

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio