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Fork Door Handle

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Fork Door Handle thanks to Barry McCartney

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Be an opener of doors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You can't handle the truth. - Jack Nicholson

When one door shuts, a hundred open. - Spanish Proverb

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

Liam's like a man with a fork in a world of soup. - Noel Gallagher

Not knowing when the dawn will come I open every door. - Emily Dickinson

At the deaf man's door, knock as much as you like. - Greek Proverb

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brendan Behan

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

All successful revolutions are the kicking in of a rotten door. - John Kenneth Galbraith

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. - Ogden Nash

To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Follow your bliss and doors will open where there were no doors before. - Joseph Campbell

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

My daughter's been picked up so many times she's starting to grow handles. - Rodney Dangerfield

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

The present moment is the only moment available to us, and it is the door to all moments. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

I have an unbelievable assistant who handles all of my scheduling. It's like a Tetris game. - Neil P. Harris

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Have you ever wondered why opportunity only knocks once, yet temptation bangs on the door constantly? - Unknown

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

The courtrooms of America all too often have Piper Cub advocates trying to handle the controls of Boeing 747 litigation. - Warren E. Burger

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller

Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio


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