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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Either dance well or quit the ballroom. - Greek Proverb

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The dance: a minimum of explanation, a minimum of anecdotes, and a maximum of sensations. - Maurice Bejart

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

I was not naturally talented. I didn't sing, dance or act, though working around that minor detail made me inventive. - Steve Martin

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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