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Fowl Soccer Coach

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Fowl: A four-letter bird. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Foul whisperings are abroad. - William Shakespeare

There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas

Foul words and frowns must not repel a lover. - William Shakespeare

Soccer: A European warm-up exercise for rioting - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A Chicken in Every Pot and a Car in Every Garage - Herbert Hoover

Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Eve: The first chicken to ruin a man's garden - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lingerie: The only clothing where less costs more - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

Foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs. - Mitch Hedberg

Tirade: A trip to the clothing store to steal neckwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

Football Season: The time of the year when girls whistle at men in sweaters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

I believe in Coach Louis Wong. He is so much more than just a football coach. - Stephen Covey

Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

Eternity: 1. The last two minutes of a football game; 2. The time between you coming and her going. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Floordrobe: A floor littered with discarded clothes, viewed ironically as a clothing storage system - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion


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