Frankfurt Subway Entrance

Life is too short to learn German. - Richard Porson

I'm proud to be a railway modeler. - Rod Stewart

German headshrinker named Sigmund Fruit - Archie Bunker

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

Some German words are so long that they have perspective. - Mark Twain

Germany is a fortress, but it is a fortress without a roof. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Germlish: Training done using a mixture of English & German - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Germany may have recovered a flying saucer as early as 1939. - Jimmy Doolittle

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

45 caliber German Shmowzer - a 38 caliber German Floogle with a telephonic site - Archie Bunker

The only way of catching a train I ever discovered is to miss the train before. - G K Chesterton

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing. - Lewis Grizzard

At night they all come out of the subway and they're hooverin' around the corner. - Archie Bunker

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

The German is like a willow. No matter which way you bend him, he will always take root again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenements halls and whispered in the sounds of silence. - Paul Simon

Toward the north, from there shone Frederick, the North Star, around whom Germany, Europe, even the world seemed to turn. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

A helping word to one in trouble is often like a switch in a railroad track ... an inch between a wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity. - Henry Ward Beecher

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. - Jimmy Fallon