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Free contradictions: $1. - Unknown

Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - Groucho Marx

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

You will never be free until you free yourself from the prison of your own false thoughts. - Unknown

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

If we don't believe in free expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. - Noah Chomsky

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

Cut out the free feed for the boss hogs at the public trough and the spill-over they've been leaving us. We'll manage. - Paul Harvey

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush


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