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Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free. - Charles Dickens

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - Groucho Marx

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

In comic strips, the person on the right always speaks first. - George Carlin

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt


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