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Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Defect-free software does not exist. - Wietse Venema

Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker

We hold the dust and let the gold go free. - G K Chesterton

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free. - Charles Dickens

Free trade is not a principle; it is an expedient. - Benjamin Disraeli

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - Groucho Marx

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Free love is a black and white contradiction in two words. - G K Chesterton

Only the truth of who you are, if realized, will set you free. - Eckhart Tolle

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

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No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt


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