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Absolutely free, or greatis. - Archie Bunker

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free. - Charles Dickens

He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. - Aristotle

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Free love is a black and white contradiction in two words. - G K Chesterton

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Only the truth of who you are, if realized, will set you free. - Eckhart Tolle

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free. - John Barrymore

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

The more you hold on to the true and the good, the more you are free to really live. - Ravi Zacharias

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Cut out the free feed for the boss hogs at the public trough and the spill-over they've been leaving us. We'll manage. - Paul Harvey

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump


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