#1 humor site on the 'net

Free Chicken Strips

New weight loss program hits the streets

Free Chicken Strips thanks to Jim Serritella

Looking for a free meal?

QuotaBills
Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

I'm a supporter of my free speech. - Howard Stern

None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. - Aristotle

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - Groucho Marx

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. - George Carlin

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free. - John Barrymore

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

You will never be free until you free yourself from the prison of your own false thoughts. - Unknown

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Cut out the free feed for the boss hogs at the public trough and the spill-over they've been leaving us. We'll manage. - Paul Harvey

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush

Juvenile Delinquent: 1. A youngster who has been given a free hand but not in the proper place; 2. A kid who starts acting like his parents. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


Live Long Street

Texas Car Wash

1934 Modern Home

Breakfast Cupcakes

Microsoft Messenger - Prototype

Five Firm Brakes Tire

Dark Side Bus Stop

Only in Las Vegas

Sailing Duck

Redneck Stairs

Computer Challenged

1st Rolex

Tennis Plant

Florida Moves Out Of Hurricane Zone

Small Bills

Denmark Traffic Signals

Nail Polish Lookalilikes

Game Car

Overloaded Mailbox

Redneck Phone

Enjoy Fresh Air

Bread Board

Snaccident

Mini Bar