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Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

I'm a supporter of my free speech. - Howard Stern

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - Groucho Marx

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

Only the truth of who you are, if realized, will set you free. - Eckhart Tolle

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

Only you know who you were born to be and you need to free that person. - Ruby Rose

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

The trouble with free elections is that you never know how they are going to turn out. - Vyacheslav Molotov

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose. - William M. Bulger

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush


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