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Free contradictions: $1. - Unknown

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

Heartbreak is a loss. Divorce is a piece of paper. - Taylor J Reid

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - Groucho Marx

One ad is worth more to a paper than forty editorials. - Will Rogers

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Free love is a black and white contradiction in two words. - G K Chesterton

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

Only the truth of who you are, if realized, will set you free. - Eckhart Tolle

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So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer

If life gives you a bowl of lemons, go find an annoying guy with paper cuts. - Unknown

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

To forgive is to set a prisoner free and discover that the prisoner was you. - Lewis B Smedes

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

You will never be free until you free yourself from the prison of your own false thoughts. - Unknown

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

If we don't believe in free expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. - Noah Chomsky

We want to feel free, yet are scared to muster the courage to do what's necessary to become free. - Kathy Caprino

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi


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