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Free contradictions: $1. - Unknown

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

I'm a supporter of my free speech. - Howard Stern

None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire

When I discover who I am, I'll be free. - Ralph Ellison

Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. - Thomas Jefferson

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Free trade is not a principle; it is an expedient. - Benjamin Disraeli

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - Groucho Marx

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

A verbal agreement isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free. - John Barrymore

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

To suppress free speech is a double wrong. It violates the rights of the hearer as well as those of the speaker. - Frederick Douglass

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth


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