French Red Wine

Good wine needs no vine. - French Proverb

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

I'm a tadpole trying to be a frog. - Toni Braxton

Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Franchise: What a person from France sees with - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

France was a long despotism tempered by epigrams. - Thomas Carlyle

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

To understand Europe, you have to be a genius - or French. - Madeleine Albright

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

My husband is a general's chauffeur somewhere in France. - Lillie Langtry

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

Curb your fretting, tadpole, or the frog of your future will fail to croak. - Paul Collins

There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fried. That and caviar. - Cameron Diaz

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

The Kingdom of France will be thus ruled by King Charles VII... He will enter Paris in good company. - Joan of Arc

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt