QuotaBillsFrance is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare
In wine, there is truth. - Pliny the Elder
Theories pass. The frog remains. - Jean Rostand
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Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb
I'm a tadpole trying to be a frog. - Toni Braxton
When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller
Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas
We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown
Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown
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Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker
France was a long despotism tempered by epigrams. - Thomas Carlyle
If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu
France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle
My husband is a general's chauffeur somewhere in France. - Lillie Langtry
Boy, those French. They have a different world for everything! - Steve Martin
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin
We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano
'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry
England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet
Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII
Curb your fretting, tadpole, or the frog of your future will fail to croak. - Paul Collins
There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate
Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha
If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown
To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V
Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fried. That and caviar. - Cameron Diaz
One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson
Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White
Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins
I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright
I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright
If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes
A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke
Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White