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French Red Wine

An Aussie's opinion of French wine

French Red Wine thanks to Howard Chapman

Red wine imported into Australian reaches unfrogettable proportions

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Good wine needs no vine. - French Proverb

Theories pass. The frog remains. - Jean Rostand

Tantamount: Riding a French Aunt - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson

Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

My husband is a general's chauffeur somewhere in France. - Lillie Langtry

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

Curb your fretting, tadpole, or the frog of your future will fail to croak. - Paul Collins

There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. - Rose Kennedy

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible. - Doug Larson

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

Motherhood is not for the fainthearted. Frogs, skinned knees and the insults of teenage girls are not meant for the wimpy. - Danielle Steele

If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes


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