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Prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

The best mirror is an old friend. - George Herbert

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

An open enemy is better than a false friend. - Greek Proverb

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Alzeimer's Advantage: New friends every day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

Happiness is the only thing that multiplies when you share it. - Albert Schweitzer

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper. - Unknown

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

Everybody has losses - it's unavoidable in life. Sharing our pain is very healing. - Isabel Allende

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches, but to reveal to him his own. - Benjamin Disraeli

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird


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