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There is flattery in friendship. - William Shakespeare

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb

The miracle is this: the more we share, the more we have. - Leonard Nimoy

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Real unselfishness consists in sharing the interests of others. - George Santayana

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. - Frances Weller

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

Friendship, of itself a holy tie, is made more sacred by adversity. - Charles C. Colton

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

When you don't share your problems, you resent hearing the problems of other people. - Chuck Palahniuk

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend. - Mark Twain

When you do talk to people, share what you are. Stop focusing on all the things that you aren't. - Dan Pearce

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something. - Woodrow Wilson


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