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A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never. - Charles C Colton

If I didn't have you as a mom, I'd choose you as a friend. - Unknown

A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so. - Aristotle

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

I am a great friend of public amusements; they keep people from vice. - Samuel Johnson

There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship. - Thomas Aquinas

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

Friendship needs no words - it is solitude delivered from the anguish of loneliness. - Dag Hammarskjold

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Being honest may not get you many friends, but it'll always get you the right ones. - John Lennon

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

As your best friend, I'll always pick you up when you fall - after I finish laughing. - Unknown

Your successes and happiness are forgiven you only if you generously consent to share them. - Albert Camus

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

One of the most beautiful qualities of true friendship is to understand and to be understood. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend. - Mark Twain

Senescence begins
And middle-age ends,
The day your descendants
Outnumber your friends. - Ogden Nash

The older I grow, the more I realize that my mother is the best 'best friend' that I ever had. - Unknown

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird


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