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True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. - Hubert H Humphrey

To praise great actions is in some sense to share them. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend. - Abraham Lincoln

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown

Your successes and happiness are forgiven you only if you generously consent to share them. - Albert Camus

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. - Robert Louis Stevenson

You must act in your friend's interest whether it pleases him or not; the object of love is to serve, not to win. - Woodrow Wilson

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

We live, in fact, in a world starved for solitude, silence, and private: and therefore starved for meditation and true friendship. - C S Lewis

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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