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Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you pity rogues you are no great friend to honest men. - Thomas Fuller

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

You might not know it, but this is your best friend right here. - Matt Hughes' father

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so. - Aristotle

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Friendship needs no words - it is solitude delivered from the anguish of loneliness. - Dag Hammarskjold

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Being honest may not get you many friends, but it'll always get you the right ones. - John Lennon

Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend. - Mark Twain

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. - Winston Churchill

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich


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