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There is flattery in friendship. - William Shakespeare

The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright

I was innocent, then my best friends came along. - Unknown

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A friend is one who has the same enemies you have. - Abraham Lincoln

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

It is wise to apply the refined oil of politeness to the mechanism of friendship. - Colette

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

Being honest may not get you many friends, but it'll always get you the right ones. - John Lennon

One of the most beautiful qualities of true friendship is to understand and to be understood. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Fatherhood is the best thing that could happen to me, and I'm just glad I can share my voice. - Dwayne Wade

Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend. - Mark Twain

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

You must act in your friend's interest whether it pleases him or not; the object of love is to serve, not to win. - Woodrow Wilson

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

The process of falling in love at first sight is as final as it is swift in such a case, but the growth of true friendship may be a lifelong affair. - Sarah O Jewett


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