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A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

He makes no friend who never made a foe. - Alfred Tennyson

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

My friend is one who takes me for what I am. - Henry David Thoreau

Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness! - George Eliot

My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

A father is the one friend upon whom we can always rely. - Emile Gaboriau

Rule number one: if it's not good, don't share it. - Christin Kardos

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never. - Charles C Colton

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

To like and dislike the same things, that is indeed true friendship. - Sallust

Friendship requires more time than poor busy men can usually command. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

By giving people the power to share, we're making the world more transparent. - Mark Zuckerberg

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Unknown

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one." - C S Lewis

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Plenty of people miss their share of happiness, not because they never found it, but because they didn't stop to enjoy it. - William Feather

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins


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