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There is flattery in friendship. - William Shakespeare

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

My friend is one who takes me for what I am. - Henry David Thoreau

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty. - Irish Blessing

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

The sweetest grapes are picked from the vineyard of friendship. - French Proverb

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together. - Woodrow Wilson

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend. - Mark Twain

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Unknown

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one." - C S Lewis

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. - Winston Churchill

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot


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