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A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

A powerful friend becomes a powerful enemy. - African Saying

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

Friendship, of itself a holy tie, is made more sacred by adversity. - Charles C. Colton

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

I don't share blame. I don't share credit. And I don't share desserts. - Beverly Sills

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

When you do talk to people, share what you are. Stop focusing on all the things that you aren't. - Dan Pearce

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one." - C S Lewis

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

Stand upright, speak thy thoughts, declare the truth thou hast, that all may share; Be bold, proclaim it everywhere: They only live who dare. - Voltaire


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