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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leaders don't inflict pain; they share pain. - Max Depree

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

Friendship multiplies the good of life and divides the evil. - Baltasar Gracian

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am a great friend of public amusements; they keep people from vice. - Samuel Johnson

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Let there be no purpose in friendship save the deepening of the spirit. - Kahlil Gibran

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

While we are mourning the loss of our friend, others are rejoicing to meet him behind the veil. - John Taylor

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

When you do talk to people, share what you are. Stop focusing on all the things that you aren't. - Dan Pearce

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The older I grow, the more I realize that my mother is the best 'best friend' that I ever had. - Unknown

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings. The inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. - Winston Churchill

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task. - Diogenes

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo


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