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Friends Share

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Friends Share thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Little Johnny liked to help with feeding the cat

Old friends are best. - John Selden

Prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides

A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

A mother is a daughter's first best friend. - Unknown

This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. - Casablanca

Alzeimer's Advantage: New friends every day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

America has no permanent friends or enemies, only interests. - Henry Kissinger

You might not know it, but this is your best friend right here. - Matt Hughes' father

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend. - Unknown

There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship. - Thomas Aquinas

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D Rockefeller

I don't share blame. I don't share credit. And I don't share desserts. - Beverly Sills

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

You can read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend. - Mark Twain

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Robert Bloch

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

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