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Friends Swing Together

One can always make time to swing with a best friend

Friends Swing Together thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground friends forever

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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs

A powerful friend becomes a powerful enemy. - African Saying

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

If I didn't have you as a mom, I'd choose you as a friend. - Unknown

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

While we are mourning the loss of our friend, others are rejoicing to meet him behind the veil. - John Taylor

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

The older I grow, the more I realize that my mother is the best 'best friend' that I ever had. - Unknown

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The evolution of playground equipment has been to this ever safer, less challenging, less interesting assemblies of equipment. - Gever Tulley

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay


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