Friends Swing Together

Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

My friend is one who takes me for what I am. - Henry David Thoreau

The wastebasket is the writer's best friend. - Isaac B Singer

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

A father is the one friend upon whom we can always rely. - Emile Gaboriau

If you pity rogues you are no great friend to honest men. - Thomas Fuller

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend. - Abraham Lincoln

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need. - Plautus

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend provided, of course, he really is dead. - Voltaire

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo