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Friends Swing Together

One can always make time to swing with a best friend

Friends Swing Together thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground friends forever

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The best mirror is an old friend. - George Herbert

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

Titillate: A tardy meal for a breast-fed baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. - Frances Weller

Baby Boomer: A kid who just polished off six jars of raspberry jam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As your best friend, I'll always pick you up when you fall - after I finish laughing. - Unknown

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend provided, of course, he really is dead. - Voltaire

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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