Friends Swing Together

Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton

Palate: What a cannibal did to his friend. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Silence is a true friend who never betrays. - Confucius

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend. - Benjamin Franklin

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week. - Tom Hanks

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe