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Friends Swing Together

One can always make time to swing with a best friend

Friends Swing Together thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground friends forever

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The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud. - Joseph Addison

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

Being honest may not get you many friends, but it'll always get you the right ones. - John Lennon

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields


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