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Friends Swing Together

One can always make time to swing with a best friend

Friends Swing Together thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground friends forever

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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton

A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud. - Joseph Addison

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend. - Abraham Lincoln

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich


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