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Gin and Tonic Diet

The liquid diet plan, where you don't remember what you lost

Gin and Tonic Diet thanks to Howard Chapman

Losing weight can cost a British person several pounds

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Liquor Store: A stupor market - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga

Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. - Unknown

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine. - Casablanca

A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. - Dorothy C Fisher

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill


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