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Gin and Tonic Diet

The liquid diet plan, where you don't remember what you lost

Gin and Tonic Diet thanks to Howard Chapman

Losing weight can cost a British person several pounds

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Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. - Ogden Nash

You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

It's simple. If it jiggles, it's fat. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. - Bob Thaves

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

A healthy, if well-concealed, respect for one's own capabilities is essential, but it should never lead to underestimating those of the opponent. - Jack Nicklaus

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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