Girl's Party

Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Ignore previous cookie. - Unknown

Donut know. Donut care. - Unknown

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

I love you more than donuts. - Unknown

Whatever sprinkles your donut. - Unknown

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

I'm just here for the donuts. - Unknown

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

C is for cookie, and cookie is for me. - Cookie Monster

Life is too short to say no to donuts. - Unknown

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

I donut know what I'd do without you. - Unknown

Abs are great, but have you tried donuts? - Unknown

Raisin cookies are why I have trust issues. - Unknown

Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Don't miss the donut by looking through the hole. - Unknown

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

I wouldn't trade you for all the cookies in the world. - Cookie Monster

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies. - Wally Amos

Donuts: The only non-negotiable element to a successful meeting. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

Admit it. The cookie dough is usually better than the actual cookies. - Unknown

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

I'm just a person standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. - Unknown

Some people aren't good at anything. Some people just really like donuts. - Lisa Graff

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

Today I will live in the moment unless it's unpleasant in which case I will eat a cookie. - Unknown

There's such a buildup of crud in my oven, there's only room to bake a single cupcake. - Phyllis Diller

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. - Bob Thaves

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes. - Willard Scott

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does. - Bill Vaughan

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown