QuotaBillsLet them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette
But first, donuts. - Unknown
You had me at donut. - Unknown
Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown
I love you more than donuts. - Unknown
Whatever sprinkles your donut. - Unknown
Whisker: A chef who beats eggs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown
I'm just here for the donuts. - Unknown
I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe
A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child
Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown
I donut know what I'd do without you. - Unknown
I got 99 donuts 'cause my Mom ate one. - Unknown
Feed me donuts and tell me I'm pretty. - Unknown
Raisin cookies are why I have trust issues. - Unknown
Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie. - Ilona Andrews
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
Donuts - is there anything they can't do? - Homer Simpson
I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith
In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie
Don't miss the donut by looking through the hole. - Unknown
My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson
A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster
The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock
If I'm not eating donuts, I'm thinking about it. - Unknown
I wouldn't trade you for all the cookies in the world. - Cookie Monster
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman
If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton
I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown
False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown
A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa
In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies. - Wally Amos
Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison
Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King
I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush
Admit it. The cookie dough is usually better than the actual cookies. - Unknown
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope
My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black
A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn
Some people aren't good at anything. Some people just really like donuts. - Lisa Graff
My weak spot is laziness. Oh, I have a lot of weak spots: cookies, croissants. - Anthony Hopkins
I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel
Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown
My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss
This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg
Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis
I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra
Today I will live in the moment unless it's unpleasant in which case I will eat a cookie. - Unknown
A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel
I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver
People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman
A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes. - Willard Scott
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld
The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian
Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss
The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does. - Bill Vaughan
It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller
A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown