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Going To Collage

On the road to higher education

Going To Collage thanks to Maria Henderson

Why some students didn't make the grade

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Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker

The English never draw a line without blurring it. - Winston Churchill

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Changes in language often reflect the changing values of a culture. - Ravi Zacharias

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

College Education: A four-year plan for confusing a young mind methodically. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

Language: The blood of the soul into which thoughts run, and out of which they grow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

The funniest line in English is "Get it?" When you say that, everyone chortles. - Garrison Keillor

The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their lives. - Robert M Hutchins

Without education, we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously. - G K Chesterton

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

Always try to use the language so as to make quite clear what you mean and make sure your sentence couldn't mean anything else. - C S Lewis

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell


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