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Going To Collage

On the road to higher education

Going To Collage thanks to Maria Henderson

Why some students didn't make the grade

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Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English. - Winston Churchill

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz

Instruction ends in the schoolroom, but education ends only with life. - Frederick M Robertson

The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. - Laurence J Peter

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. - Daniel J Boorstin

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

I think of myself as being Jewish and Irish, despite the fact that I'm English. - Daniel Radcliffe

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Apply yourself. Get all the education you can, but then do something. Don't just stand there; make something happen. - Lee Iacocca

It is Ireland's sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theatre from inarticulate glumness. - Kenneth Tynan

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz


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