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Going To Collage

On the road to higher education

Going To Collage thanks to Maria Henderson

Why some students didn't make the grade

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Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Never let schooling interfere with your education. - Grant Allen

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

Changes in language often reflect the changing values of a culture. - Ravi Zacharias

We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English. - Winston Churchill

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

Academe: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil. - C S Lewis

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

It is Ireland's sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theatre from inarticulate glumness. - Kenneth Tynan

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz


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