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Going To Collage

On the road to higher education

Going To Collage thanks to Maria Henderson

Why some students didn't make the grade

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Education is the apprenticeship of life. - Robert Willmott

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

The English never draw a line without blurring it. - Winston Churchill

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt

We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English. - Winston Churchill

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn't take his education too seriously. - Charles F. Kettering

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

It is Ireland's sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theatre from inarticulate glumness. - Kenneth Tynan

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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