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Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

If it weren't for golf, I'd probably be a caddie today. - George Archer

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Golf is the worst drug in the world. You just keep coming back fro more embarrassment. - Deacon Jones

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

The only work that will ultimately bring any good to any of us is the work of contributing to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky


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