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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Every member must work or quit. No honorary members. - Charles Finney

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Beaurocracy: A system that enables ten men to do the work of one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. - H L Mencken

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes... including you. - Anne Lamott

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf. - Robert Lynd

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks, and hitting things with a stick. - P.J. O'Rourke

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey

Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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