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All is fair in love and golf. - American Proverb

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

If it weren't for golf, I'd probably be a caddie today. - George Archer

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

Greatness is sifted through the grind, therefore don't despise the hard work now, for surely it will be worth it in the end. - Sanjo Jendayi

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos

I don't know him very well... I've played him at golf and beat him badly both times, and I think that probably had a negative impact on him. - Donald Trump

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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