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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

If it weren't for golf, I'd probably be a caddie today. - George Archer

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Work with the raw material you have - namely you - and never let up. - Helen G Brown

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

If I could I would always work in silence and obscurity, and let my efforts be known by their results. - Emily Bronte

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer every hazard. The fearful are the failing. - Sarah J. Hale

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung


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