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It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. - Gordon Hinckley

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Hold me, grip me, cherish me, pretend that I'm a golf club! - Unknown

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

Whatever your work, dignify it with your best thought and effort. - Esther B York

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

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Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

They intoxicate themselves with work so they won't see how they really are. - Aldous Huxley

Good Sportsmanship: Not picking up lost golf balls while they are still rolling - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon

A professional is someone who does his best work when he doesn't feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes... including you. - Anne Lamott

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

We will be talking to an out of work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet. - Ronnie Corbett

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

Nobody can think straight who does not work. Idleness warps the mind. Thinking without constructive action becomes a disease. - Henry Ford

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill


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