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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

I don't need to know where the green is. Where is the golf course? - Babe Ruth

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

I played golf. I didn't get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying. - Mitch Hedberg

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or claw your way to the top. It's sure been tough on my nails. - Jack Nicholson

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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