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Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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