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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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