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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Golf, like measles, should be caught young. - P G Wodehouse

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

Without great solitude no serious work is possible. - Pablo Picasso

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

If the plan does not work, change the plan, but never the goal. - Unknown

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Ideas are funny little things. They won't work unless you do. - Unknown

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I got a new set of golf clubs for my husband. Best trade I ever made. - Unknown

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks, and hitting things with a stick. - P.J. O'Rourke

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer every hazard. The fearful are the failing. - Sarah J. Hale

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or claw your way to the top. It's sure been tough on my nails. - Jack Nicholson

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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