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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I believe in forgiveness; I believe in trying to work with people. - John Lewis

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

I don't need to know where the green is. Where is the golf course? - Babe Ruth

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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