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Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

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Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on. - Maxwell Maltz

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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