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Do it big or stay in bed. - Larry Kelly

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

Advertisers are the merchants of dreams. - Unknown

Hopes are but the dreams of those who wake - Pindar

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

Silence is the sleep that nourishes wisdom. - Francis Bacon

As you make your bed, so you must lie in it. - Daniel J. Boorstin

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed. - Robert Gronock

Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

You can often measure a person by the size of his dream. - Robert H. Schuller

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream. - Hugh Hefner

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

The distance between your dreams and reality is called action. - Unknown

If you don't have a dream, how can you have a dream come true? - Jiminy Cricket

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Go after a dream that is destined to fail without divine intervention. - Mark Batterson

If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize. - Muhammad Ali

If your world doesn't allow you to dream, move to one where you can. - Billy Idol

I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night. - Bill Hicks

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I ain't Martin Luther King. I don't need a dream. I have a plan. - Spike Lee

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get. - Michael Phelps

When you stop having dreams and ideals - well, you might as well stop altogether. - Marian Anderson

If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it. - William Arthur Ward

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

Telegram: A form of correspondence sent by a man in a hurry and delivered by a boy in sleep - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

You're welcome to come here, except my bed's from Ikea so it's more unstable than I am. - Unknown

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

We all have possibilities we don't know about. We can do things we don't even dream we can do. - Dale Carnegie

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

Dreams are what give us purpose, because without dreams we have no hope, and without hope we have no purpose. - Unknown

True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow. - Mark Twain

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it. - John Steinbeck

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep. - Aldous Huxley

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Follow your dreams. Figure out where you'd like to be, what you would like to be doing, and then figure out what you need to do to get there. - Kennon M Sheldon

What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait - I'm describing my bed again. - Bill Murray


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