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Patience is a conquering virtue. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

I do desire we may be better strangers. - William Shakespeare

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

Sometimes even to live is an act of courage. - Seneca

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference. - Winston Churchill

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Ambition is the germ from which all growth of nobleness proceeds. - Oscar Wilde

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It's courage that counts. - John Wooden

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

Nobody was ever meant,
To remember or invent,
What he did with every cent. - Robert Frost

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

I never like anyone who didn't have a temper. If you don't have any temper, you don't have any passion. - Michael Bloomberg

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult task which, more than anything else, will affect its successful outcome. - William James

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

If you are bored with life, if you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things – you don't have enough goals. - Lou Holtz


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