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Patience is the key to paradise. - Turkish Proverb

Ambition can creep as well as soar. - Edmund Burke

Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

I walk tall; I got a tall attitude. - Dolly Parton

Courage is spelled I-N-T-E-G-R-I-T-Y. - Unknown

One man with courage makes a majority. - Andrew Jackson

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Courage under sure defeat is true magnificence. - Unknown

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Courage is a strange thing: One can never be sure of it. - Raymond Chandler

Courage is the capacity to confront what can be imagined. - Leo Rosten

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

Ceremony: The invention of wise men to keep fools at a distance - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

The finest emotion of which we are capable is the mystic emotion. - Albert Einstein

You can't let perfection get in the way of getting things done. - Gini Deitrich

The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The maxim, 'Nothing avails but perfection,' spells paralysis. - Winston Churchill

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. - Vince Lombardi

The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams. - Oprah Winfrey

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

The starting point for all achievement is desire. Keep this constantly in mind. - Napoleon Hill

Paper Napkin: Its only ambition is to get down off your lap and play on the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is better to aim at perfection and miss it than to aim at imperfection and hit it. - Thomas Watson

The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm. - Unknown

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Never give up.
Never accept success or failure.
Neither need be permanent.
It's attitude that counts. - Bernie Legge

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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