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One man with courage makes a majority. - Andrew Jackson

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

What Reason weaves, by Passion is undone. - Alexander Pope

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it. - Norman MacDonald

Have the passion, take the action and magic will happen. - Bar Rafaeli

With time and patience, the mulberry leaf becomes satin. - Chinese Proverb

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen. - Unknown

The distance between your dreams and reality is called action. - Unknown

What you applaud you encourage, but beware what you celebrate. - Ravi Zacharias

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience. - Lawrence J. Peter

Patience has its limits. Take it too far and it's cowardice. - George Jackson

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Crimes of logic can be more catastrophic for humanity than crimes of passion. - Ravi Zacharias

How poor are they who have not patience! What wound did ever heal but by degrees. - William Shakespeare

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

The reactionary is always willing to take a progressive attitude on any issue that is dead. - Theodore Roosevelt

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible. - Doug Larson

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Embrace the present moment fully and with passion, because only through the present moment do we truly live. - Richard L Haight

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

There is no living thing that is not afraid when it faces danger. The true courage is in facing danger when you are afraid. - Frank L Baum

All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. - William Faulkner

It takes someone with a vision of the possibilities to attain new levels of experience. Someone with the courage to live his dreams. - Les Brown

It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr


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