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Google Earth Glitches

Satellite images with twisted perspective

Glitches sometimes occur when 2D satellite imagery and 3D terrain don't line up quite right, creating fabulous and unintentional distortions
Google Earth Glitches thanks to Keith Blake

Warped screenshots from Google Earth

Google Earth Glitches thanks to Keith Blake

Google Earth Glitches thanks to Keith Blake

Google Earth Glitches thanks to Keith Blake

Google Earth Glitches thanks to Keith Blake

Google Earth Glitches thanks to Keith Blake

Google Earth Glitches thanks to Keith Blake

Google Earth Glitches thanks to Keith Blake

Google Earth Glitches thanks to Keith Blake

Google Earth Glitches thanks to Keith Blake

Google Earth Glitches thanks to Keith Blake

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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A star on earth - a star in heaven. - Karen Carpenter

There is no gravity. The earth sucks. - Graffito

Specimen: An Italo-American astronaut - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Highway: The space between billboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

Speech is of time; silence is of eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Time is given us to use in view of eternity. - Harry Ironside

Who has a bad wife, his hell begins on earth. - Dutch Proverb

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

Putting your hands in the earth is very grounding. - John Glover

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Even in the desolate wilderness, stars can still shine. - Aoi Jiyuu Shiroi Nozomi

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. - Galileo Galilei

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth. - Will Rogers

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

Cavity: Empty space ready to be stuffed with dentist's bills. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

Today is Earth Day, or, as the Bush administration calls it, Monday - David Letterman

Those who know the value of time use it in preparation for eternity. - Dugnet

There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship. - Thomas Aquinas

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

The meek may inherit the earth, but it's the grumpy who get promoted. - Father Mulcahy

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. - William Temple

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. You're amazing. - Unknown

I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical. - Arthur C. Clarke

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

If we surrendered to earth's intelligence, we could rise up rooted like trees. - Rainer M Rilke

Wherever we look upon this earth, the opportunities take shape within the problems. - Nelson A. Rockefeller

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

Earth is here so kind, that just tickle her with a hoe and she laughs with a harvest. - Douglas Jerrold

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

The darker the night, the brighter the stars,
The deeper the grief, the closer is God! - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

I admit that mathematical science is a good thing. But excessive devotion to it is a bad thing. - Aldous Huxley

It's better for the whole world to know you, even as a sex star, than never to be known at all. - Marilyn Monroe

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next ten. - Neil A Armstrong

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison


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