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Love is a great beautifier. - Louisa May Alcott

Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

All is fair in love and golf. - American Proverb

The best proof of love is trust. - Joyce Brothers

I love stretching myself musically. - Liz Phair

God is love and he has defeated evil. - Pope Francis

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

The sweetest joy, the wildest woe, is love. - Pearl Bailey

I love my rejection slips. They show me I try. - Sylvia Plath

Being in love is a transient state of psychosis. - John Bradshaw

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

Absence, and a friendly neighbor, washeth away love. - English Proverb

I love fools' experiments. I am always making them. - Charles Darwin

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

When you love someone all your saved up wishes start coming out. - Elizabeth Bowen

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. - Ogden Nash

People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway. - Mother Teresa

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

The four absolutes we all have in our minds: love, justice, evil, and forgiveness. - Ravi Zacharias

People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me. - Donald Trump

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

It is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. - Agatha Christie

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable. - Simon Sinek

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran

You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not. - Jodi Picoult

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you. - Brandan Behan

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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