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Love is a great beautifier. - Louisa May Alcott

I love treason but hate a traitor. - Julius Caesar

What we love to do we find time to do. - John Spaulding

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

Hatred is never ended by hatred but by love. - Buddhist Saying

Being in love is a transient state of psychosis. - John Bradshaw

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

Faith makes all things possible; love makes all things easy. - Jeffrey R Holland

First and last, what is demanded of genius is love of truth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

If a window of opportunity appears, don't pull down the shade. - Tom Peters

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you. - Unknown

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

What shall I do to love? Believe.
What shall I do to believe? Love. - Irish Proverb

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. - Roy Croft

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

I might love my e-reader, but I'd never pass up the chance to browse real books. - Nichole Chase

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look. - Mia Farrow

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

Your inner understanding of love can be extended beyond all you have ever known, before. - Eleesha

I'm in love with the potential of miracles. For me, the safest place is out on a limb. - Shirley MacLaine

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. - Lucille Ball

Loving ourselves allows us to show up in the world so we can love others, uplift others, and make the world a more loving place. - Troy Love

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

The Cross was the manifestation of Divine love without reserve or limit; but it was also the expression of man's unutterable malignity. - Robert Anderson

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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