#1 humor site on the 'net

Gotta Love Plate Glass Windows

Doing a face plant at the local restaurant

Gotta Love Plate Glass Windows thanks to Howard Chapman

When milk shakes become glass shakes

QuotaBills
Get drunk with love. - Debasish Mridha

Even the gods love jokes. - Plato

A person is only as good as what they love. - Saul Bellow

We loved with a love that was more than love. - Edgar Allan Poe

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen. - Lord Byron

There is no physician who can cure the disease of love. - African Proverb

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love is not to be purchased, and affection has no price. - St. Jerome

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning. - Unknown

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

Love endures only when the lovers love many things together and not merely each other. - Walter Lippmann

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe


Muscle Control

Selfie Stuck

2020 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars (3)

Organic Compromise

Crab Collection

Basketball Car

Apathy Mountain

Ready To Leave

Portable Samurai

CPU Marshmallows

Hokey Pokey Clinic

Brazil Banisters

VW Treehouse

Crocodile Fall

Hoodie Onesy

BUSker

Monsoon TV

Worked For Them

Colon Celery

Hot Tub Cover

Piano Dress

Parking Guide

Apology to Potential Criminals

Before Morning Coffee