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Gotta Love Plate Glass Windows thanks to Howard Chapman

When milk shakes become glass shakes

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In love, one and one are one. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

The sweetest joy, the wildest woe, is love. - Pearl Bailey

Love. Of course, love. Flames for a year, ashes for 30. - Giuseppi di Lampedusa

He was afraid of defiling the love which filled his soul. - Leo Tolstoy

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on. - Aphra Behn

It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight. - Vladimir Nabokov

Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning. - Unknown

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

What shall I do to love? Believe.
What shall I do to believe? Love. - Irish Proverb

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

A little kindness from person to person is better than a vast love for all humankind. - Richard Dehmel

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

This is one of the miracles of love: it gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted. - C S Lewis

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace & gratitude. - Denis Waitley

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison


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