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US government shutdown: Senate to meet on fiscal impasse. Talks have stalled between the White House and House Republicans. Things look tough, but business has an answer!
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Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Virtue was never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Never get deeply in debt to someone who cried at the end of Scarface. - Robert Wieder

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffet

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword. The other is by debt. - John Adams

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump


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