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So, how tough are things in Congress today?

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US government shutdown: Senate to meet on fiscal impasse. Talks have stalled between the White House and House Republicans. Things look tough, but business has an answer!
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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

Generosity begins with our recognition of our debt to others. - Unknown

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

Never get deeply in debt to someone who cried at the end of Scarface. - Robert Wieder

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb


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