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So, how tough are things in Congress today?

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US government shutdown: Senate to meet on fiscal impasse. Talks have stalled between the White House and House Republicans. Things look tough, but business has an answer!
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Marry money. - Max Shulman

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

Generosity begins with our recognition of our debt to others. - Unknown

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt. - Herbert Hoover

Business will get better, but we won't know it when it does. - Henry Ford

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

The true measure of the value of any business leader and manager is performance. - Brian Tracy

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Employers and business leaders need people who can think for themselves - who can take initiative and be the solution to problems. - Stephen Covey

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher


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