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So, how tough are things in Congress today?

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US government shutdown: Senate to meet on fiscal impasse. Talks have stalled between the White House and House Republicans. Things look tough, but business has an answer!

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I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

Building a business is a marathon, not a sprint. - Taavet Hinrikus

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

Business opportunities are like buses; there's always another one coming. - Richard Branson

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

To be successful, you have to have your heart in your business and your business in your heart. - Thomas J Watson

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Employers and business leaders need people who can think for themselves - who can take initiative and be the solution to problems. - Stephen Covey

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Kindness is the connection that links us all together and strengthens the bonds within our communities, neighborhoods, and families. - Rosalynn Carter

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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