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So, how tough are things in Congress today?

Government Debt thanks to Jack Bissett

US government shutdown: Senate to meet on fiscal impasse. Talks have stalled between the White House and House Republicans. Things look tough, but business has an answer!
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Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

Minutes are worth more than money. Spend them wisely. - Thomas P Murphy

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner. - Robert Herjavec

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie


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