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So, how tough are things in Congress today?

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US government shutdown: Senate to meet on fiscal impasse. Talks have stalled between the White House and House Republicans. Things look tough, but business has an answer!

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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt. - Herbert Hoover

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that's poverty. - Joe E Lewis

When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

Business opportunities are like buses; there's always another one coming. - Richard Branson

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

A simple rule of business is, if you do the things that are easier first, then you can actually make a lot of progress. - Mark Zuckerberg

Philanthropy without scale and sustainability is like any other bad business that will simply wither and die on the vine. - Naveen Jain

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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