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So, how tough are things in Congress today?

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US government shutdown: Senate to meet on fiscal impasse. Talks have stalled between the White House and House Republicans. Things look tough, but business has an answer!
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Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt. - Herbert Hoover

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D Rockefeller

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

The gap between what's expected and what you deliver is where the magic happens, in business and life. - Jay Baer

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

A simple rule of business is, if you do the things that are easier first, then you can actually make a lot of progress. - Mark Zuckerberg

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

Philanthropy without scale and sustainability is like any other bad business that will simply wither and die on the vine. - Naveen Jain

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

When customers complain, business owners and managers ought to get excited. The complaining customer represents a huge opportunity for more business. - Zig Ziglar


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