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US government shutdown: Senate to meet on fiscal impasse. Talks have stalled between the White House and House Republicans. Things look tough, but business has an answer!
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A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Too much money ain't enough money. - Lil Wayne

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

Fundamental honesty is the keystone of business. - Harvey S Firestone

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffett

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Minutes are worth more than money. Spend them wisely. - Thomas P Murphy

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D Rockefeller

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

To be successful, you have to have your heart in your business and your business in your heart. - Thomas J Watson

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Commerce: A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. - Ambrose Bierce

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois


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