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So, how tough are things in Congress today?

Government Debt thanks to Jack Bissett

US government shutdown: Senate to meet on fiscal impasse. Talks have stalled between the White House and House Republicans. Things look tough, but business has an answer!
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A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

Virtue has never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

I sell frosting for money. I'm a frostitute. - Unknown

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Never get deeply in debt to someone who cried at the end of Scarface. - Robert Wieder

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

You cannot spend your way out of recession or borrow your way out of debt. - Daniel Hannan

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business. - George Bernard Shaw

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one. - Brian Clough

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash


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