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A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall! - Jack Nicholson

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious. - Yogi Berra

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

You used so much oil the U.S. is trying to invade the plate. - Gordon Ramsay

In our rushing, bulls in china shops, we break our own lives. - Ann Voskamp

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own. - Ted Williams

Goat: A lamb who has kidded himself into believing that he knows Wall Street - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We'll have a big bowl of spaghetti and a plate of some of that veal scallopeepee. - Archie Bunker

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. - Wes Smith

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Wise Husband: One who buys his wife such fine china she won't trust him to wash the dishes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

A good plate of sushi after an opening helps to soothe that post-opening blues - especially since you feel like raw meat yourself. - Jim Drain

The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does. - Bill Vaughan

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

At this late hour a wagon has been procured, and I have had it filled with plate and the most valuable portable articles, belonging to the house. - Dolly Madison


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