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Necessity is the mother of attraction. - Luke McKissack

Grammatical Error: When Grandma screws up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A child's first teacher is its mother. - Peng Liyuan

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

My mom had a very difficult childhood. My childhood. - Cindy Marzahn

Being a Dad is the greatest, except for assembling things. - Conan O'Brien

The markets are the world's greatest Rubik's cube. - Rick Santelli

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

The greatest joy lies not in simply being, but in becoming. - Oprah Winfrey

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Our best successes often come after our greatest disappointments. - Henry Ward Beecher

The greatest act of faith is when man decides that he is not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If I didn't have you as a mom, I'd choose you as a friend. - Unknown

Study in the course of your life to do the greatest amount of good. - John McDonough

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother. - Unknown

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

It's not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it. - Dorothy

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible. - George Bernard Shaw

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

The greatest conflicts are not between two people but between one person and himself. - Garth Brooks

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

Jackie Robinson was the greatest competitor I ever saw. He didn't win. He triumphed. - Ralph Branca

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

The greatest honor that can come to a man is the appreciation and high regard of his fellow men. - H.G. Mendelson

The greatest comforts and lasting peace are obtained when one eradicates selfishness from within. - Gobind Singh

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. - George Brett

The greatest thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been. - Madeleine L'Engle

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The greatest ideas, the most profound thoughts, and the most beautiful poetry are born from the womb of silence. - William A. Ward

There is no such thing as a perfect basketball player, and I don't believe there is only one greatest player either. - Michael Jordan

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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