Greatest Daughter

Necessity is the mother of attraction. - Luke McKissack

Ignorance is the mother of admiration. - George Chapman

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy. - Spanish Proverb

The phrase working mother is redundant. - Jane Sellman

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

A mother is one to whom you hurry when you are troubled. - Emily Dickinson

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

I know enough to know that when you're in a pickle... call Mom. - Jennifer Garner

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

You're happiest while you're making the greatest contribution. - Robert F. Kennedy

I feel that the greatest reward for doing is the opportunity to do more. - Jonas Salk

The greatest masterpiece in literature is only a dictionary out of order. - Jean Cocteau

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

I want to stay curled and cosied and chocolated... forever in my mother's arms. - Sanober Khan

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

We Irish will never achieve anything; but we are the greatest talkers since the Greeks. - Oscar Wilde

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - E Hubbard

See how the boy is with his sister and you can know how the man will be with your daughter. - Sioux Proverb

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

The greatest honor that can come to a man is the appreciation and high regard of his fellow men. - H.G. Mendelson

The greatest thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been. - Madeleine L'Engle

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker

To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

By adversity are wrought the greatest works of admiration, and all the fair examples of renown, out of distress and misery are grown. - Samuel Daniel

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda