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Mother lode of learning. - Neal A Maxwell

Grammatical Error: When Grandma screws up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith

Bagdad: What mother did when she met father - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The phrase working mother is redundant. - Jane Sellman

Mother's Life: One darned stocking after the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The titular head... that's the mother, ain't it? - Archie Bunker

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

The markets are the world's greatest Rubik's cube. - Rick Santelli

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

A mother's arms are more comforting than anyone else's. - Princess Diana

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

Mother is a verb. It's something you do. Not just who you are. - Dorothy C Fisher

If I didn't have you as a mom, I'd choose you as a friend. - Unknown

Violence is like a weed - it does not die even in the greatest drought. - Simon Wiesenthal

It is the ability to deceive oneself that the greatest talent is shown. - Anatole France

A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man can enjoy in this world. - Joseph Addison

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The greatest leaders mobilize others by coalescing people around a shared vision. - Ken Blanchard

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

A conservative is someone who makes no changes and consults his grandmother when in doubt. - Woodrow Wilson

The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote

My mom always said, "Don't say if I make it", say, "When I make it!" - Mariah Carey

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. - Josh Billings

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The greatest men sometimes overshoot themselves, but then their very mistakes are so many lessons of instruction. - Tom Browne

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

The greatest day in your life and mine is when we take total responsibility for our attitudes. That's the day we truly grow up. - John C Maxwell

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles


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