Greatest Daughter

The greatest match a man can win is won within. - Unknown

The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. - Jackie Gleason

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

A mother is one to whom you hurry when you are troubled. - Emily Dickinson

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. - Mae West

The markets are the world's greatest Rubik's cube. - Rick Santelli

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Life's greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved. - Victor Hugo

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith

Blaming mother is just a negative way of clinging to her still. - Nancy Friday

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. - Walter Bagehot

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

My mother hated me. Once she took me to an orphanage and told me to mingle. - Phyllis Diller

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in the world. - Garman Wold

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to continually be afraid you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy - the mother. - Claudette Colbert

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. - Oscar Wilde

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren