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A child's first teacher is its mother. - Peng Liyuan

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy. - Spanish Proverb

The phrase working mother is redundant. - Jane Sellman

A mother is a daughter's first best friend. - Unknown

The greatest failure of the West since the 1930s. - Richard Holbrooke

The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. - Jackie Gleason

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

Life doesn't come with a manual. It comes with a mother. - Unknown

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard

Blaming mother is just a negative way of clinging to her still. - Nancy Friday

The greatest enemy of progress is not stagnation, but false progress. - Sydney J. Harris

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

No one else, ever, will think you're great the way your mother does. - Mary Matalin

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

New mother - they get a sense of waddya call, "the maternals." - Archie Bunker

The greatest motivational act one person can do for another is to listen. - Roy E Moody

There is no way to be a perfect mother, and a million ways to be a good one. - Jill Churchill

Be the grandest version of the greatest vision you ever had about who you are. - Unknown

A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. - Dorothy C Fisher

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang

Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - E Hubbard

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

The greatest tragedy in life is the prayers that go unanswered simply because they go unasked. - Mark Batterson

The Christian often finds his ultimate strength only when he acknowledges his greatest weakness. - Tony Cooke

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

The choice to become a mother is the choice to become one of the greatest spiritual teachers there is. - Oprah Winfrey

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother. - G Norman Collie

The greatest ideas, the most profound thoughts, and the most beautiful poetry are born from the womb of silence. - William A. Ward

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning, but without understanding. - Louis D Brandeis

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten


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