Greatest Daughter

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

My mother told me a million times not to exaggerate. - Unknown

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

The titular head... that's the mother, ain't it? - Archie Bunker

The United States themselves are essentially the greatest poem. - Walt Whitman

Blaming mother is just a negative way of clinging to her still. - Nancy Friday

Modern Mother: One who worries if her daughter gets in too early - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

I have learned to use the word impossible with the greatest caution. - Wernher von Braun

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

God pardons like a mother who kisses the offense into everlasting forgiveness. - Henry Ward Beecher

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

My nickname is 'Mom', but my full name is 'Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom.' - Unknown

We Irish will never achieve anything; but we are the greatest talkers since the Greeks. - Oscar Wilde

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. - Hans Nouwens

A conservative is someone who makes no changes and consults his grandmother when in doubt. - Woodrow Wilson

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

There's a reason some people think they can achieve anything. They listened to their mother. - Unknown

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life. - Abraham Lincoln

To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

'Groundhog Day' was one of the greatest scripts ever written. It didn't even get nominated for an Academy Award. - Bill Murray

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com