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Mother Superiority - Archie Bunker

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested. - Unknown

Me and your mother ain't no duke or duke-ess. - Archie Bunker

The greatest failure of the West since the 1930s. - Richard Holbrooke

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions. - Leonardo Da Vinci

A mother is a story with no beginning. That is what defines her. - Meghan O'Rourke

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

Violence is like a weed - it does not die even in the greatest drought. - Simon Wiesenthal

No one else, ever, will think you're great the way your mother does. - Mary Matalin

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

We Irish will never achieve anything; but we are the greatest talkers since the Greeks. - Oscar Wilde

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb

See how the boy is with his sister and you can know how the man will be with your daughter. - Sioux Proverb

The greatest mistake you can make in this life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

I realized when you look at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Mitch Albom

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy - the mother. - Claudette Colbert

The greatest honor that can come to a man is the appreciation and high regard of his fellow men. - H.G. Mendelson

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

The greatest ideas, the most profound thoughts, and the most beautiful poetry are born from the womb of silence. - William A. Ward

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

'Groundhog Day' was one of the greatest scripts ever written. It didn't even get nominated for an Academy Award. - Bill Murray

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger

My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling


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