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Green Picnic Table

Eating right off the earth, au nature

Green Picnic Table thanks to Keith Blake

Cheers for a greener society!

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Keep calm and run the table. - Unknown

Wherever I sit is the head of the table. - H.L. Mencken

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Praise the ripe field, not the green corn. - Unknown

He's a couple sandwiches short of a picnic. - Lance Bass

At a round table there is no dispute about place. - Italian Proverb

Laundress: A gown worn while sitting on the grass - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb

Do not call for black power or green power. Call for brain power. - Barbara Jordan

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk. - Will Rogers

The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright

Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only twelve chops. - Groucho Marx

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

In Green Bay, Wisconsin, ten bowling shirts are considered a great wardrobe. - Greg Koch

The grass may be greener on the other side, but it's just as hard to cut. - Little Richard

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Insight comes, more often than not, from looking at what's been on the table all along. - David McCullough

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

O beware, my lord, of jealousy; it is the green-eyed monster which doth mock the meat it feeds on. - William Shakespeare

So come, and slowly we will walk through green gardens and marvel at this strange and sweet world. - Sylvia Plath

If you think you're green, you'll ripen.
If you think you're good, you'll rot. - Unknown

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas." - Claude Pepper

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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