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Green Picnic Table

Eating right off the earth, au nature

Green Picnic Table thanks to Keith Blake

Cheers for a greener society!

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Keep calm and run the table. - Unknown

Wherever I sit is the head of the table. - H.L. Mencken

Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

At a round table there is no dispute about place. - Italian Proverb

Laundress: A gown worn while sitting on the grass - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

As a lifelong Oregonian, I prefer our forests green, not black. - Greg Walden

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright

I've liked lots of people 'til I went on a picnic jaunt with them. - Bess Truman

Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only twelve chops. - Groucho Marx

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert

Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Insight comes, more often than not, from looking at what's been on the table all along. - David McCullough

... and for those of you who are watching in black and white, the pink is next to the green. - Ted Lowe

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

Bad Luck: To have thirteen people seated at the table when you’re paying for the drinks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He that studieth revenge keepeth his own wounds green, which otherwise would heal and do well. - John Milton

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

So come, and slowly we will walk through green gardens and marvel at this strange and sweet world. - Sylvia Plath

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat - no matter who killed the meat for him. - Ernest Hemingway


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