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Groj Sale

Come as you are to this Garage Sale

Groj Sale thanks to Mary Tolkien

Where even the signs are cheap

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Your culture is your brand. - Tony Hsieh

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

I've got the hottest brand in the world. - Donald Trump

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People will buy anything that's one to a customer. - Sinclair Lewis

Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

When all you've got is a hammer, bad service looks like a nail. - Doc Searls

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

You have to understand your target customer and what you're trying to sell them. - Daniel McGaw

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

Branded content is created for a company. A content brand is created for a valuable company. - Drew Davis

The stronger the dialog, the stronger the brand; the weaker the dialog, the weaker the brand. - Larry Webber

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. - Carl Bard

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki

Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever. - Noam Chomsky


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