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A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Men are what their mothers made them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation. - James Thurber

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

Are they not men? Do they not have rational souls? - Antonio de Montesinos

The men of culture are the true apostles of equality. - Matthew Arnold

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do. - B.F. Skinner

It is of men, and of them only, that one should always be frightened. - Louis-Ferdinand Céline

The tragedy of life is not what men suffer, but rather what they miss. - Thomas Carlyle

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day. - Jay Leno

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

It is infinitely better to have a few good men than many indifferent ones. - George Washington

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Young men want to be faithful and are not; old men want to be faithless and cannot. - Oscar Wilde

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest. - Neil Kinnock

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison