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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Old men are twice children. - Greek Proverb

Know the great men of your age. - Baltasar Gracian

Strong men criticize themselves. - Unknown

My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Gardens are not made by sitting in the shade. - Rudyard Kipling

Even in wise men there is more folly than wisdom. - Sebastien Chamfort

Laundress: A gown worn while sitting on the grass - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'd give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward! - Archie Bunker

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. - Cher

It is not opposition but indifference which separates men. - Mary Parker Follett

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

Lawyers are men who will swear black is white, if they are paid for it. - Edward Counsel

A picture is worth a thousand words, but try saying that with a picture. - Unknown

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones. - William Shakespeare

The apprenticeship of difficulty is one which the greatest of men have had to serve. - Samuel Smiles

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." - Francois Morency

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

In other men, taste for slaughter sometimes loses its force. In Constantius it became more violent. - Ammianus Marcellinus

To get something done a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent. - Robert Copeland

Choose silence of all virtues, for by it you hear other men's imperfections, and conceal your own. - George Bernard Shaw

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

Beside Leopold, Nero, Caligula, Attila, Torquemada, Genghis Khan and such killers of men are mere amateurs. - Mark Twain

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins


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