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Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Laundress: A gown worn while sitting on the grass - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Are they not men? Do they not have rational souls? - Antonio de Montesinos

Famous men have the whole earth as their memorial. - Pericles

I want men who will support me when I am in the wrong. - Lord Melbourne

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Make no little plans: They have no magic to stir men's blood. - Daniel H Burnham

By silence, I hear other men's imperfections and conceal my own. - Citium Zeno

Lawyers are men who will swear black is white, if they are paid for it. - Edward Counsel

A picture is worth a thousand words, but try saying that with a picture. - Unknown

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak! - Unknown

The integrity of men is to be measured by their conduct, not by their profession. - Unknown

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. - H L Mencken

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact degree of dishonesty they are entitled to expect. - Stephen Leacock

We can often do more for other men by trying to correct our own faults than by trying to correct theirs. - Francois Fenelon

The greatest men sometimes overshoot themselves, but then their very mistakes are so many lessons of instruction. - Tom Browne

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

I keep six honest serving-men
(They taught me all I knew);
Their names are What and Why and When
And How and Where And Who. - Rudyard Kipling

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. - Norman Vincent Peale


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