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I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Men who never get carried away should be. - Malcolm Forbes

The men of culture are the true apostles of equality. - Matthew Arnold

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character. - Brian Tracy

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

The market is a place set apart where men may deceive each other. - Anarchasis

Farmers: Men successful only if they sell their farms to golf clubs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism. - Ed Howe

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Life is a marathon, not a sprint. It's about taking a bigger-picture approach. - Ivanka Trump

Men gets these here, waddya call, surges, where the chromostones are burlin' over. - Archie Bunker

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

Men who are orthodox when they are young are in danger of being middle-aged all their lives. - Walter Lippmann

We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Unknown

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

What distinguishes the majority of men from the few is their inability to act according to their beliefs. - John Stuart Mill

It might be pardonable to refuse to defend some men, but to defend them negligently is nothing short of criminal. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

All worthwhile men have good thoughts, good ideas, and good intentions, but precious few of them ever translate those into action. - John Hancock Field

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Imagining what a character will do in a given situation - it's like an equation, and working it out is a marathon rather than a sprint. - Callum Turner

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff


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