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Men trust their ears less than their eyes. - Herodotus

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

The real use of gunpowder is to make all men tall. - Thomas Carlyle

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Men are April when they woo. December when they wed. - William Shakespeare

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Men must have legends, else they will die of strangeness. - Les A Murray

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men are my hobby. If I ever got married, I'd have to give it up. - Mae West

Friendship requires more time than poor busy men can usually command. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A portrait is a picture in which there is something wrong with the mouth. - Eugene Speicher

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis

In the affairs of this world, men are saved not by faith, but by the want of it. - Benjamin Franklin

The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones. - William Shakespeare

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Labor disgraces no man. Unfortunately, you occasionally find men who disgrace labor. - Ulysses S. Grant

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

I learned at an early age that if you are nice to men, you can get anything you want from them. - Natalie Wood

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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