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A mass of men equals a mass of opinions. - Latin Proverb

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Clever men are good, but they are not the best. - Thomas Carlyle

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Are they not men? Do they not have rational souls? - Antonio de Montesinos

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Professional men, they have no cares;
whatever happens, they get theirs. - Ogden Nash

In the affairs of this world, men are saved not by faith, but by the want of it. - Benjamin Franklin

Seeing her sitting there unresponsive makes me realize that silence has a sound. - Jodi Picoult

Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives. - Abba Eban

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Satire lies about literary men while they live, and eulogy lies about them when they die. - Voltaire

We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Unknown

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

I learned at an early age that if you are nice to men, you can get anything you want from them. - Natalie Wood

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find one intrepid enough, in the face of opposition, to stand up for it. - A Hodge


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