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Fate is character. - William Winter

Great hopes make great men. - Thomas Fuller

Know the great men of your age. - Baltasar Gracian

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do. - B.F. Skinner

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

Truly intelligent men know better than to take themselves too seriously. - Unknown

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

Men who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try to do nothing and succeed. - L. Jones

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway

Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt


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