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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

How great in number are the little-minded men. - Plautus

All men are Jews, except they don't know it. - Bernard Malamud

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

Men cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. - James A Garfield

It is not titles that honour men, but men that honour titles. - Niccolo Machiavelli

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

Some men never feel small, but these are the few men who are. - G K Chesterton

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day. - Jay Leno

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

The integrity of men is to be measured by their conduct, not by their profession. - Unknown

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

True potential and purpose is not possible without good discipline and good character. - Rattan Singh

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." - Francois Morency

Men who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try to do nothing and succeed. - L. Jones

Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit? - The Simpsons

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high. - Henry David Thoreau

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

The general root of superstition is that men observe when things hit, and not when they miss and commit to memory the one, and pass over the other. - Francis Bacon

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge

It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find one intrepid enough, in the face of opposition, to stand up for it. - A Hodge


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