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Mighty oaks from little acorns grow. - Unknown

Those whom the gods love grow young. - Oscar Wilde

Danger and delight grow on one stalk. - English Proverb

You're never too old to grow younger. - Mae West

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. - Robin Williams

You won't help shoots grow by pulling them up higher. - Chines Proverb

It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are. - e e cummings

If you want people to think you are wise, agree with them. - Yiddish Proverb

We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough? - Niels Bohr

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

Be not afraid of growing slowly; be afraid only of standing still. - Chinese Proverb

Even though you're growing up, you should never stop having fun. - Nina Dobrev

Natural abilities are like natural plants: to grow, they need pruning. - Red Auerbach

The teacher is one who makes two ideas grow where only one grew before. - Elbert Hubbard

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

When we grow old, there can only be one regret: not to have given enough of ourselves. - Eleonora Duse

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't. - Margaret Thatcher

Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. - Jane Austen

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

If you are really Master of your Fate,
It shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate. - Ogden Nash

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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