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It takes a long time to grow young. - Pablo Picasso

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. - Addison Mizner

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

The lady doth protest too much, methinks. - William Shakespeare

Maturity is a high price to pay for growing up. - Tom Stoppard

Never argue with a woman, a winner, or a weapon. - Frank Dane

Go West, young man, and grow up with the country. - Horace Greeley

It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are. - e e cummings

Don't resent growing old. Many are denied the privilege. - Unknown

I got to grow up with a mother who taught me to believe in me. - Antonio Villaraigosa

The older I grow, the more I listen to people who don't say much. - Germain G. Glidden

Our youth we can have but today; we may always find time to grow old. - George Berkeley

On one issue at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women. - H L Mencken

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

I want to be a healer, and love all things that grow and are not barren. - JRR Tolkien

When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong. - Kin Hubbard

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Growing old is no more than a bad habit that a busy person has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

My daughter's been picked up so many times she's starting to grow handles. - Rodney Dangerfield

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed. - Anthony Powell

Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't. - Margaret Thatcher

Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud

The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it. - Doris Day

Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict. - William Ellery Channing

Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it. - Unknown

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

There is absolutely nothing to be said in favor of growing old. There ought to be legislation against it. - Patrick Moore

Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to my conscience, above all liberties. - John Milton

Skateboarding was the only thing I was ever good at. Growing up, I was doing that from, like, dusk till dawn. - D.J. Cotrona

A broken heart is just the growing pains necessary so that you can love more completely when the real thing comes along. - J S B Morse

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

If you are really Master of your Fate,
It shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate. - Ogden Nash

The march of science and technology does not imply growing intellectual complexity in the lives of most people. It often means the opposite. - Thomas Sowell

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker


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