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Absence makes the heart grow fonder. - Sextus Propertius

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. - Addison Mizner

Grow old with me! The best is yet to be. - Robert Browning

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

When I grow up, I want to be a little boy. - Joseph Heller

The trick is growing up without growing old. - Casey Stengel

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

There are so few who can grow old with a good grace. - Richard Steele

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are. - e e cummings

When you argue with reality, you lose, but only 100% of the time. - Byron Katie

Even though you're growing up, you should never stop having fun. - Nina Dobrev

Ladies' Sewing Circle: Where more husbands are darned than socks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our youth we can have but today; we may always find time to grow old. - George Berkeley

Harmony makes small things grow; lack of it makes great things decay. - Sallust

The teacher is one who makes two ideas grow where only one grew before. - Elbert Hubbard

If you were born without wings, do nothing to prevent them from growing. - Coco Chanel

My daughter's been picked up so many times she's starting to grow handles. - Rodney Dangerfield

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will never grow. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. - Jane Austen

There is absolutely nothing to be said in favor of growing old. There ought to be legislation against it. - Patrick Moore

I am still in the process of growing up, but I will make no progress if I lose any of myself along the way. - Madeleine L'Engle

Skateboarding was the only thing I was ever good at. Growing up, I was doing that from, like, dusk till dawn. - D.J. Cotrona

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

They tell me that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much. - Malcolm Cowley

Giving up at something that no longer serves a purpose, or protects you, or helps you, isn't giving up at all, it's growing up. - Unknown

The most important thing that I learned in growing up is that forgiveness is something that, when you do it, you free yourself to move on. - Tyler Perry

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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