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We grow small trying to be great. - E Stanley Jones

Those whom the gods love grow young. - Oscar Wilde

Absence makes the heart grow fonder. - Sextus Propertius

Tarnished Lady: One that is not bright - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I always get the better when I argue alone. - Oliver Goldsmith

Never argue with a woman, a winner, or a weapon. - Frank Dane

Growing old is something you do if you're lucky. - Groucho Marx

When you forgive, you heal. When you let go, you grow. - Unknown

It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are. - e e cummings

A lady of a 'certain age', which means Certainly aged. - Lord Byron

When you argue with reality, you lose, but only 100% of the time. - Byron Katie

Ladies' Sewing Circle: Where more husbands are darned than socks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The older I grow, the more I listen to people who don't say much. - Germain G. Glidden

Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream. - Mark Twain

If you were born without wings, do nothing to prevent them from growing. - Coco Chanel

We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks - if we agree with him. - Mark Twain

Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to. - John E Pearce

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. - Greg King

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

If we don't change, we don't grow. If we don't grow, we aren't really living. - Gail Sheehy

Poker Hand: What you do when you’re trying to get a blood sample from the finger of a lady - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One of the best parts of growing older? You can flirt all you like since you've become harmless. - Liz Smith

If you plant yourself in one place and let your roots grow deep, there is no limit to what God can do. - Mark Batterson

Leaders should always expect the very best of those around them. They know that people can change and grow. - Warren Bennis

When you are skinning your customers, you should leave some skin on to grow so that you can skin them again. - Nikita S Khrushchev

When you are arguing against God you are arguing against the very power that makes you able to argue at all. - C S Lewis

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Gardener: 1. Someone who thinks that what goes down must come up; 2. A man who never lets grass grow under his feet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

They tell me that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much. - Malcolm Cowley

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

"Underlings should always be uncomfortable in the presence of their superiors," said the Emperor. "Don't you agree?" - Paul S. Kemp

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker


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