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What Britain needs is an iron lady. - Margaret Thatcher

Don't argue with an 18-wheeler. - Unknown

Every flower must grow through dirt. - Unknown

The trick is growing up without growing old. - Casey Stengel

Don't go through life, grow through life. - Eric Butterworth

Praise, like sunlight, helps all things grow. - Croft M Pentz

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

Growing old is something you do if you're lucky. - Groucho Marx

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. - Robin Williams

Faith is not something to grasp, it is a state to grow into. - Mohandas Gandhi

The only thin a boyfriend was good for was a shattered heart. - Becca Fitzpatrick

It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be. - J K Rowling

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

Be not afraid of growing slowly; be afraid only of standing still. - Chinese Proverb

Our youth we can have but today; we may always find time to grow old. - George Berkeley

Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream. - Mark Twain

Though many people regret growing old, it's a privilege denied to many. - Unknown

When we grow old, there can only be one regret: not to have given enough of ourselves. - Eleonora Duse

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't. - Margaret Thatcher

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it. - Doris Day

Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict. - William Ellery Channing

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

A broken heart is just the growing pains necessary so that you can love more completely when the real thing comes along. - J S B Morse

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

The greatest day in your life and mine is when we take total responsibility for our attitudes. That's the day we truly grow up. - John C Maxwell

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

It's really important to stand up for yourself and not always agree with what people say if indeed you don't feel that that's true. - Lily Collins

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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