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Dreams grow if you grow. - Zig Ziglar

What Britain needs is an iron lady. - Margaret Thatcher

Those whom the gods love grow young. - Oscar Wilde

We don't grow older, we grow riper. - Pablo Picasso

Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be. - Clementine Paddleford

Don't resent growing old. Many are denied the privilege. - Unknown

As you grow older, if you don't move, you won't move. - Yvonne Dowlen

The only thin a boyfriend was good for was a shattered heart. - Becca Fitzpatrick

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

A father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you grow. - Unknown

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Even though you're growing up, you should never stop having fun. - Nina Dobrev

There is no conversation more boring than one where everybody agrees. - Michel De Montiagne

If you were born without wings, do nothing to prevent them from growing. - Coco Chanel

Though many people regret growing old, it's a privilege denied to many. - Unknown

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day. And another, in case it doesn't rain. - Mae West

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If you are going to grow into a human being, you are going to need some values. - Ann Dunham

My daughter's been picked up so many times she's starting to grow handles. - Rodney Dangerfield

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Many ideas grow better when transplanted into another mind, than in the one where they sprung up. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Did you ever notice how difficult it is to argue with someone who is not obsessed with being right? - Wayne W. Dyer

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. - Jane Austen

There is absolutely nothing to be said in favor of growing old. There ought to be legislation against it. - Patrick Moore

The greatest tribute a boy can give to his father is to say, 'When I grow up, I want to be just like my Dad.' - Billy Graham

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

The most important thing that I learned in growing up is that forgiveness is something that, when you do it, you free yourself to move on. - Tyler Perry

The march of science and technology does not imply growing intellectual complexity in the lives of most people. It often means the opposite. - Thomas Sowell

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey


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