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Many can argue; not many converse. - Louisa May Alcott

Don't argue with an 18-wheeler. - Unknown

Danger and delight grow on one stalk. - English Proverb

I feel young, but my body doesn't agree. - Bryant Gumbel

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

Never argue with a woman, a winner, or a weapon. - Frank Dane

A gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on. - Fred Allen

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Growing old is something you do if you're lucky. - Groucho Marx

I'd like to grow very old as slowly as possible. - Irene M Selznick

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

As you grow older, if you don't move, you won't move. - Yvonne Dowlen

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

I got to grow up with a mother who taught me to believe in me. - Antonio Villaraigosa

Ladies' Sewing Circle: Where more husbands are darned than socks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is well that war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it. - Robert E Lee

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Well washed and combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas. - Francis Galton

We look harder for flaws in a study when we don't agree with its conclusions. - Sharon Begley

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't. - Margaret Thatcher

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future. - Denis Waitley

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to my conscience, above all liberties. - John Milton

I am still in the process of growing up, but I will make no progress if I lose any of myself along the way. - Madeleine L'Engle

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

Skateboarding was the only thing I was ever good at. Growing up, I was doing that from, like, dusk till dawn. - D.J. Cotrona

Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen. - Steven Wright

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

The greatest day in your life and mine is when we take total responsibility for our attitudes. That's the day we truly grow up. - John C Maxwell

"Underlings should always be uncomfortable in the presence of their superiors," said the Emperor. "Don't you agree?" - Paul S. Kemp

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


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