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Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz
I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde
Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns. - Unknown
The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese
Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable
Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb
In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child
A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day
We are seldom aware of what's cooking until the pot boils over. - Amish Saying
If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb
If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason
Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer
Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker
When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller
My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter
Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker
I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs
Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme
A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields
The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines
If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher
Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker
By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock
Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson
I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison
If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent
Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown
I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion
Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com