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Little men are fond of long titles. - German Proverb

Men are born to succeed, not to fail. - Henry David Thoreau

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

Menopause. A pause while you reconsider men. - Margaret Atwood

Men are more mindful of wrongs than of benefits. - Proverb

Men are not punished for their sins, but by them. - Kin Hubbard

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker

Men must have legends, else they will die of strangeness. - Les A Murray

If you pity rogues you are no great friend to honest men. - Thomas Fuller

The desire for fame is the last weakness wise men put off. - Tacitus

Figures won't lie: but men that draw up the tables may. - Unknown

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

Old West: A place where men were men and smelled like horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is not titles that honour men, but men that honour titles. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Men do not shape destiny. Destiny produces the man for the hour. - Fidel Castro

The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do. - B.F. Skinner

It is of men, and of them only, that one should always be frightened. - Louis-Ferdinand CĂ©line

Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world. - Samuel Johnson

On one issue at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women. - H L Mencken

It is wonderful how well men can keep secrets they have not been told. - Winston Churchill

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

Let praise be given equally to women as well as men who have been distinguished in virtue. - Plato

The greatest honor that can come to a man is the appreciation and high regard of his fellow men. - H.G. Mendelson

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, story-tellers, and singers of song. - Pam Brown

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Money doesn't change men, it merely unmasks them. If a man is naturally selfish, or arrogant, or greedy, the money brings that out. - Henry Ford

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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