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Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

Men are born to succeed, not to fail. - Henry David Thoreau

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Menopause. A pause while you reconsider men. - Margaret Atwood

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. - Gloria Steinem

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Martial

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions. - Leonardo Da Vinci

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. - Red Skelton

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

It is of men, and of them only, that one should always be frightened. - Louis-Ferdinand CĂ©line

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen. - George Savile

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke

Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives. - Abba Eban

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Men must be taught as if you taught them not,
And things unknown proposed as things forgot. - Alexander Pope

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

Beside Leopold, Nero, Caligula, Attila, Torquemada, Genghis Khan and such killers of men are mere amateurs. - Mark Twain

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Winston Churchill

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien


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