Grown Up Men

Men are mad things. - William Shakespeare

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

Men have become the tools of their tools. - Henry David Thoreau

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. - Thomas Jefferson

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. - Gloria Steinem

The great majority of men are bundles of beginnings. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Men count up the faults of those who keep them waiting. - French Proverb

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

The beginning of leadership is a battle for the hearts and minds of men. - Bernard L Montgomery

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

It's not the men in my life that counts, it's the life in my men. - Mae West

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

The apprenticeship of difficulty is one which the greatest of men have had to serve. - Samuel Smiles

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them. - Henry David Thoreau

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

Men must be taught as if you taught them not,
And things unknown proposed as things forgot. - Alexander Pope

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

I refused to go on 'Grumpy Old Men.' I said, 'If I go on, I will be grumpy about grumpy old men.' - Stephen Fry

I really believe that more harm is done by old men who cling to their influence than by young men who anticipate it. - Owen D. Young

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Reflect upon your present blessings, of which every man has plenty; not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some. - Charles Dickens

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell

It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find one intrepid enough, in the face of opposition, to stand up for it. - A Hodge