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All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

Great hopes make great men. - Thomas Fuller

Men of few words are the best men. - William Shakespeare

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

The graveyards are full of indispensable men. - Charles de Gaulle

How great in number are the little-minded men. - Plautus

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

Perfect numbers, like perfect men, are very rare. - Rene Descartes

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. - Red Skelton

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

A man like me troubles himself little about the lives of a million men. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang

In the affairs of this world, men are saved not by faith, but by the want of it. - Benjamin Franklin

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter because I really am quite the joke. - Peta Wilson

I believe in the Providence of the most men, the largest purse, and the longest cannon. - Abraham Lincoln

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

It is easier for a woman to defend her virtue against men than her reputation against women. - French Proverb

Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married too. - H L Mencken

The greatest honor that can come to a man is the appreciation and high regard of his fellow men. - H.G. Mendelson

To get something done a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent. - Robert Copeland

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time. - Napoleon Bonaparte

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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