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Men are born to succeed, not to fail. - Henry David Thoreau

It is difficulties that show what men are. - William Hazlitt

Few great men would have got past personnel. - Paul Goodman

The graveyards are full of indispensable men. - Charles de Gaulle

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

The men of culture are the true apostles of equality. - Matthew Arnold

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Men count up the faults of those who keep them waiting. - French Proverb

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Men's best successes come after their disappointments. - Henry Ward Beecher

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

It's not the men in your life that counts - it's the life in your men. - Mae West

Monsters don’t exist. It’s men you should be afraid of, not monsters. - Niccolò Ammaniti

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest. - Neil Kinnock

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. - Herbert Spencer

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. - H L Mencken

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making. - Fred Allen

What distinguishes the majority of men from the few is their inability to act according to their beliefs. - John Stuart Mill

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Winston Churchill

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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