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We have not fit men for the times. - John Adams

Menopause. A pause while you reconsider men. - Margaret Atwood

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

Men are more mindful of wrongs than of benefits. - Proverb

When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause. - Unknown

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them. - Moliere

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

Some men never feel small, but these are the few men who are. - G K Chesterton

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. - Abraham Lincoln

If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin

Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world. - Samuel Johnson

Be brave. Cowards always get hurt. Brave men generally come out unharmed. - A.B. Simpson

In the affairs of this world, men are saved not by faith, but by the want of it. - Benjamin Franklin

Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time. - Malcolm Muggeridge

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

I believe in the Providence of the most men, the largest purse, and the longest cannon. - Abraham Lincoln

For many men, the acquisition of wealth does not end their troubles, it only changes them. - Seneca

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

The world's great men have not commonly been great scholars, nor great scholars great men. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

If the stars should appear just one night in a thousand years, how men would believe and adore. - Ralph Wlado Emerson

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

Choose silence of all virtues, for by it you hear other men's imperfections, and conceal your own. - George Bernard Shaw

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

What distinguishes the majority of men from the few is their inability to act according to their beliefs. - John Stuart Mill

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though 'twere his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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