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Grown Up Men

Boys will be boys

Grown Up Men thanks to Mike King

Battle of the snow blowers takes a frosty turn

Men are born to succeed, not to fail. - Henry David Thoreau

A mass of men equals a mass of opinions. - Latin Proverb

Men have become the tools of their tools. - Henry David Thoreau

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Men and times change, but principles - never. - Grover Cleveland

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. - Aristotle

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

Men are more mindful of wrongs than of benefits. - Proverb

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

The real use of gunpowder is to make all men tall. - Thomas Carlyle

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy

Men will let you abuse them only if you make them laugh. - Henry Ward Beecher

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God. - C S Lewis

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

In critical moments, men sometimes see exactly what they wish to see. - Leonard Nimoy

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

Leadership consists of picking good men and helping them do their best. - Chester W Mimitz

A man like me troubles himself little about the lives of a million men. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges. - Thomas W. Higginson

It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak! - Unknown

Bachelors: Married men may have better halves, but bachelors have better quarters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The apprenticeship of difficulty is one which the greatest of men have had to serve. - Samuel Smiles

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

Men must be taught as if you taught them not,
And things unknown proposed as things forgot. - Alexander Pope

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

It is too often seen, that the wiser men are about the things of this world, the less wise they are about the things of the next. - Edmund Gibson

Healing and miracles have been a mystery to men of all times. To some, the phenomenon is frightening, while others find it exhilarating. - Mother Angelica

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh

Kiosk Hours

Borderline Stupidity

Inside Outside Thinking

Bacon Soda Sales

Kia vs Nokia

Waterwheel Rotisserie

Fluent Sarcasm

Stork Exhaust

Music Illusion

New Fuel Gauge


Diamond Ring TP

Treadmill Workout

The Three Stooges In And Out Of Character

Mask Not Your Country

Sun Protection

Multi-Motor Motorcycle

Your In America

Mexican Repair Shop

You're CuTe

Don't Be A Stick In The Mud

Wake Up Alarm

Mr. Dressup II