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Men of few words are the best men. - William Shakespeare

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions. - Leonardo Da Vinci

Men are my hobby. If I ever got married, I'd have to give it up. - Mae West

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste they hurry past it. - Soren Kierkegaard

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives. - Abba Eban

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

As a rule, what is out of sight disturbs men's minds more seriously than what they see. - Julius Caesar

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. - Francis Bacon

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost

The first method for estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him. - Niccolo Machiavelli

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning, but without understanding. - Louis D Brandeis

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Be not afraid of greatness
some men (people) are born great
some achieve greatness,
and some have greatness thrust upon them. - William Shakespeare

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee


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