Grown Up Men

Men are mad things. - William Shakespeare

Men are born to succeed, not to fail. - Henry David Thoreau

Few great men would have got past personnel. - Paul Goodman

Menopause. A pause while you reconsider men. - Margaret Atwood

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

Men often applaud an imitation, and hiss the real thing. - Aesop

If you pity rogues you are no great friend to honest men. - Thomas Fuller

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

If the stars should appear just one night in a thousand years, how men would believe and adore. - Ralph Wlado Emerson

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact degree of dishonesty they are entitled to expect. - Stephen Leacock

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their jobs. - Samuel Goldwyn

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning, but without understanding. - Louis D Brandeis

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison