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No nice men are good at getting taxis. - Katharine Whitehorn

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

How great in number are the little-minded men. - Plautus

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. - Unknown

All men's gains are the fruit of venturing. - Herodotus

I want men who will support me when I am in the wrong. - Lord Melbourne

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

Old West: A place where men were men and smelled like horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Make no little plans: They have no magic to stir men's blood. - Daniel H Burnham

The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do. - B.F. Skinner

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

Lawyers are men who will swear black is white, if they are paid for it. - Edward Counsel

Football Season: The time of the year when girls whistle at men in sweaters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's not the men in your life that counts - it's the life in your men. - Mae West

All men's miseries derive from not being able to sit in a quiet room alone. - Blaise Pascal

In the affairs of this world, men are saved not by faith, but by the want of it. - Benjamin Franklin

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Great men undertake great things because they are great; fools, because they think them easy. - Vauvenargues

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. - Herbert Spencer

Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married too. - H L Mencken

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

The first virtue of all really great men is that they are sincere. They eradicate hypocrisy from their hearts. - Anotole France

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

The greatest men sometimes overshoot themselves, but then their very mistakes are so many lessons of instruction. - Tom Browne

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein

All God's giants have been weak men who did great things for God, because they reckoned on God's being with them. - J Hudson Taylor

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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