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Great hopes make great men. - Thomas Fuller

Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy

Men are born to succeed, not to fail. - Henry David Thoreau

Perfect numbers, like perfect men, are very rare. - Rene Descartes

Men are not punished for their sins, but by them. - Kin Hubbard

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker

A jury is composed of twelve men of average ignorance. - Herbert Spencer

The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God. - C S Lewis

The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do. - B.F. Skinner

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

A man like me troubles himself little about the lives of a million men. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

The integrity of men is to be measured by their conduct, not by their profession. - Unknown

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

I believe in trusting men, not only once but twice - in giving a failure another change. - James C Penney

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

It is easier for a woman to defend her virtue against men than her reputation against women. - French Proverb

Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, story-tellers, and singers of song. - Pam Brown

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

I refused to go on 'Grumpy Old Men.' I said, 'If I go on, I will be grumpy about grumpy old men.' - Stephen Fry

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh


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