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If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster. - Clint Eastwood

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Be careful calling attraction to themselves. - Archie Bunker

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Kathy Lette

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

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I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Believing you know it all will guarantee you learn nothing - and achieve even less. - Unknown

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." - Francois Morency

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

You are the one who calls the law of attraction into action, and you do it through your thoughts. - Rhonda Byrne

It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby

You don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed. - Eminem

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Credit is a system whereby a person who can't pay gets another person who can't pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

In order to engage on social, in order to attract customers, regardless of what kind of customer you have, you have to build trust. - Lindsay Scarpello

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid

The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks. - Mark Zuckerberg


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